Moonlight, Stuff and Nonsense: Poems for the Reflective Years
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The title of the book, Moonlight, Stuff and Nonsense, reflects its nature and its genesis. The poems, mostly short and to the point, were written in part for the monthly Newsletter of the Baylor University Retired Professors/Administrators Program. While most are light and humorous, they represent a wide range of moods and feelings from sentiment to humor to the ridiculous. Some are tongue-in-cheek, some are nostalgic and reminiscent. Some are free-wheeling and border on the outrageous.
The subtitle, Poems for the Reflective Years, suggests that many of the poems were written for a mature audience with a wide-range of memories and experiences, but people who are still warm in heart and possessed of keen intelligence and humor. The volume contains poems of self-examination and social comment--not untouched by an irony--love songs, poems to and about grandchildren, about insomnia, getting old, the smiles and frowns of married life, technology, daily frustrations, eye checkups, traffic, dog ownership, the natural creatures about us, and more, plus a generous helping of (printable) limericks.
Dr. Christian's poetic style varies from traditional, rhyming verse, to free verse and even blank verse. It seeks to be eminently readable but, the author hopes, never shallow or glib. He hopes the reader will smile, nod knowingly, remember with pleasure or with a tear and, perhaps once or twice, laugh aloud.
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Moonlight, Stuff and Nonsense - C. W. Christian
© 2011 by C. W. Christian. All rights reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
First published by AuthorHouse 07/05/2011
ISBN: 978-1-4634-1519-8 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4634-1924-0 (ebk)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2011909535
Printed in the United States of America
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Contents
Confessions of a Doggerel Writer
Three Beasties
Son of Green Thumb
Seventy-six Candles
A Reluctant Aubade
Desperation
Caveat for the First of March
Tale of a Tooth
Song to be Sung by the Wife of a Recently Retired Professor
RX
To tell the truth…
Domesticated or Ballad of the Broken Spirit
The Realist
Tool Time
Short Pants
Love by Degrees
Reflections on Aging
Grouch
Insomnia
Coffee at Burger King
Tail Lights
Mutt!
A Wry Retrospective
Decisions
Dominoes
Inventory
Second Banana
Button
A Higher Calling
Frustration
Early Bird
Rip Van Betty
Smile When You Say That, Podner!
Season to Taste
The Difference
Get Away from Me!
Message for Our Answering Machine
Dog in a Fix
Ode on Forty-Eight Years Married to The Same Woman, and Glad of it
Heron
Girls
Sweet Music
Limericks for People with Taste
Animalimericks for Elizabeth and Other Very Intelligent Children
Old Photograph
Three Love Songs
Six Elizabethan
Songs
Three Songs for Christmastide
The Man Who Hated Christmas
L’envoi
To
Elizabeth,
Savannah, Sidney,
Eli, Ella
and
their Aunt JoAnne
The majority of the poems in this little collection were written for the monthly Newsletter of the Baylor University Retired Professors/Administrators Program, which program has been directed for many years by Dr. Rufus Spain. I wish to thank Dr. Spain for his support and encouragement in this project and the administration of a great university for sponsoring and underwriting this worthwhile organization. I thank also my many friends who have encouraged our efforts with love and appreciation. Above all, my thanks and love go to the lady who has been my steady presence for so long and who is the inspiration for not a few of the poems herein.
C. W. Christian.
Confessions of a Doggerel Writer
When first I read that sonnet by the Bard—
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
—
I started writing poetry by the yard,
Replete with every image and cliché.
Heeding my muse, it was my worthy goal
To let my spirit soar like Blake or Shelley,
To touch men’s hearts or heal the broken soul.
Instead, I’ve prompted laughter in the belly.
Alas, the world has scorned me when I’m serious,
Ignored my pathos, overlooked my passion,
As if to say, "Your fulminations weary us.
Write us a poem in your foolish fashion."
And so I’ve smiled and donned Pagliacci’s ruff,
I’ve worn the jester’s jolly bells and sash,
And now I scribble volumes of such stuff
To make great Gilbert groan or Ogden Gnash.
But lest you