A Face Full of Ugly: Tulpa Chapbook Series - From the Misadventures of Butch Quick
By Brian Knight
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A simple fugitive recovery assignment turns into another misadventure when Butch Quick meets Sharon Fitch, a Paradise Valley street dealer turned police informant. The scum of Paradise Valley is about to find out just how ugly Butch can get.
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A Face Full of Ugly - Brian Knight
A Face Full of Ugly
Tulpa Chapbook Series - From the Misadventures of Butch Quick
Brian Knight
Contents
Brian Knight’s Knightmares
A Face Full of Ugly
About Brian Knight
This edition published by Tulpa Books. Copyright © 2018 by Brian Knight. Previously published in 2012 by Genius Book Publishing. All rights reserved.
This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. No part of this publication may be reprinted, reproduced, transmitted, distributed, or used commercially for any reason without the permission of the author.
Cover art by Shawn Langley. Cover design by Heather Ruyle Cramer.
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A Face Full of Ugly
What's the deal with you and those fucking Hawaiian shirts anyway?
I know a rhetorical question when I hear one. He was just taking a break from the beating to catch his breath and wanted to fill the silence. He's a city guy like me, probably so used to the constant background drone of traffic and random violence that he felt naked without it.
I can't stand the crouched silence of the mountains. It always feels like something is getting ready to jump out and eat me. Brick, for instance, was watching me with a decidedly hungry set of eyes.
He sat across from me in a chair that looked like it was made of sticks and shoestrings. There were muted snapping sounds and the piece of derelict furniture sagged visibly beneath him. Like the rest of the cabin, it looked like something shit out by an old episode of Little House on the Prairie. The cabin was made of logs and badly maintained, shafts of soft light shone in from between some of them, and everything that wasn't made of splintering wood was made of stone and mortar. The fireplace was an open box of stone with a rusted metal pipe for a chimney.
My chair was slightly stouter; it had to be to support all seven feet, three-hundred pounds of me. It felt like a common kitchen chair to me, all wood, all the joints loose. It had wobbled and shifted a little with every punch. Brick and his little friend had me bound to it pretty securely, my legs stuck to the chair's legs with wraps of heavy-duty strapping tape, bound across the chest to the chair back the same way, my wrists cuffed behind the