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Poodle Park
By Mike Bozart
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A quite hilarious at times (and ridiculously insincere throughout), paragon of first-word issues, lunchtime conversation in a high-end south Charlotte restaurant is overheard and transcribed. The subjects' most likely thoughts are generously sprinkled into the verbal salad.
If this little slice-of-life vignette were expanded (for some odd reason) into an American movie, it would most likely be rated G (ok for all ages).
Approx. 1200 words.
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