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    Diary Of A Farting Noob 3: Survive The Disasters!: Nooby, #3
    Diary Of A Farting Noob 3: Survive The Disasters!: Nooby, #3
    Diary Of A Farting Noob 3: Survive The Disasters!: Nooby, #3
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    Diary Of A Farting Noob 3: Survive The Disasters!: Nooby, #3

    By Nooby Lee

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    The Most Daring Escape ever! 

    The Noob once again takes on his brother's challenge to Survive The Disasters! 
    This isn't some ordinary disaster that you would see in the news or in your lifetime. 

    How can the Noob save himself and his friends from this dangerous disaster? 

    Can the Noob turn his fart into a deadly weapon or will his butt say otherwise? 

    Let's see how the Noob survive and ultimately escape the disasters with his One and Only Deadly Weapon-his FART! 

    Ready to laugh your butt off? 

    Get your Copy Today!

    Noob: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger… (I mean the fart!) 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBook for Kids
    Release dateAug 7, 2018
    ISBN9781386919278
    Diary Of A Farting Noob 3: Survive The Disasters!: Nooby, #3

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      Diary Of A Farting Noob 3 - Nooby Lee

      ENTRY #1 Acid Rain!

      It was a nice, sunny day. The brilliant sunrays pierced through the clouds while the birds chirped merrily overhead. Look at that! Are those the rings from Sonic the Hedgehog game?

      I ran happily across the field to collect them. I wondered if they would become coins to buy things from the shop?

      Ooof! In my haste to run to the small hill, I crashed into another Roblox player. 

      PPRRRUUUP! In that collision, I let out a surprise fart.

      Oww! The other player stumbled and fell on his back. Hey, watch where you're going! He sniffed at the air. Did you just farted?

      I picked myself up and offered my hand to him.

      Sorry! I didn't see you coming! I was running to get those.......rings... my voice trailed off as I pointed to the small hill. The rings were gone! A Roblox player with a spring in his hand jumped effortlessly at the row of the Gold Rings.

      Oh well, there are others there... I said as I pointed to the other direction while helping him to his legs. 

      Yeah, and even those are taken by now, no thanks to you! The Roblox in green hoodie pushed me away as he got back to his feet. 

      Sorry.... I looked at the floor. I felt bad for running into him like that. Even so, he needn't push me away after I apologized to him, right? That was just rude..

      Great, we have another newbie in our midst. There go the teamwork triumph bonus points. I heard him mumble as he walked away. 

      He was right. I was new to this place. I had always been scared at anything and everything in my entire life. I told my family about my concern. I wanted to become a braver Noob! My brother suggested that I should spend some time in this place called Survive The Disaster during the summer break. He said that if there was anywhere to build courage, this would be the place. I took up his suggestion and came here.

      According to Rowdy, this place would have a lot of disasters and you have to be fast to save yourself. Facing all kinds of disasters and calamities should make me braver!

      So far, the place seemed to be fairly normal. It was literally a nice, green pasture!

      As I looked to the sky, it started to rain. Ahh...I like the rain. I stood there looking up at the sky, letting the rain wash over me. 

      I winced as the drops hit my face.

      The

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