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Diary Of A Farting Noob 1: High School: Noob's Diary, #1
By Nooby Lee
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Noob's stomach causes a scene during his first day at Roblox High School.
He gets a strange gassy outburst and pisses off none other than the psycho-murderer, Jason from Murder Mystery. Of course, Noob immediately knows that this means trouble...
Take a peek at what is really going on in this Roblox Noob's life and how he overcomes trouble at school.
Can Roblox Noob turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise?
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Reviews for Diary Of A Farting Noob 1
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- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5BORING JUST BORINGGGGG IF I WERE WHITING THE BOOK I WOULD MAKE IT MORE ENTERTAINING
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Blegh.. a d i s g u s t I n g book
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5So far funny but I need to read it more
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Diary Of A Farting Noob 1 - Nooby Lee
Day 1
MONDAY – MORNING
Hello, dear diary. I am Noob, your new owner. You and I will be best friends from now, as I tell you about the days of my high school.
This is a new place, a new city! I am so excited to start school in just a few hours! My parents finally decided to move away from Natural Disaster City. It was pretty exciting there, as you never know when and how the City will crumble! After a while though, it gets pretty tiring because some days, all I did was running around to save myself. No, not only because of the volcano eruptions or flood or acid rains but from the bullies of my school.
I enrolled into High School of Roblox. I heard that it's something like an international school, where you get to meet people from all walks of life! How exciting is that! I hope to meet someone from the pizza place. I always loved pizza.
Well, I'm off to the school now. Tell you all about my first day tonight!
MONDAY - NIGHT
OH MY GOD!!! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME??
Sorry, dear Diary. I freaked out a little there, but yes, something happened this morning in school and I will tell you all about it. If I don't write again tomorrow, know that I will miss you.
What school? Why, the crazy High School of Roblox where they think it's a good idea for everyone to study together in a 'constructive' environment! By everyone I mean literally everyone, from the rich jocks from Lumbar Tycoon to the guards and prisoners from Prison Life. You name it, we have it.
Today I pissed off none other than the psycho-murderer from Murder Mystery.
Marvelous.
Calm down..calm down... Recollect yourself..deep breath...in...out....... I am Noob, just a regular student in the school. I'm not good at many things, but I can fart, a lot. I guess that is something special of me. However, I don't fart a lot when in school, so no one really knows. Yes, we take fart battles seriously- some can even make songs with their farts! But I’m too scared and timid to do any of that. So here I am, a clumsy student at the bottom of the food chain. People call me names at times, throw snot at me at times, pour wood dust into my bag at times, but that's okay. No, that's not okay. I hate school because of people like this. Why can't they leave me alone? I do not bother them, so why bother me?
Today I tried talking to Susie
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