Short Orders: Food Stories and Travels
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Largo FL, July 7, 2011, PR Newswire/-- SHORT ORDERS: Food Stories and Travels is fiction and non-fiction about food in our lives. Savor these quirky, sometimes thought-provoking, slices-of-life.
Haggis embarrassment Subway refreshments -- Brazil yesterday Coconut lifeline -- Everglades dining -- Chocolate that couldnt melt -- Nude on a sushi platter -- Hippie ending -- Where cookbooks get written -- Iron Chef farce -- Doggy-bag indexing Brewsky in Greece -- French army potato salad -- Jasons parents tinis -- Big Easy hangover Picnic spoiler -- Elevator passion Blackmail beauty Dinner table baggage artists -- Corn smut and white marble -- Imitating Indian -- Wedding pig-out -- Bush doctors secrets sixty-three in all!
A selection from Martindales story titled, You Plan the Best Picnics:
They met in Barnes & Nobles Starbucks. Each had an expensive book to browse and never buy. However, the sky was threatening, the Friday afternoon free and the shortbread tasty. His name was Tucker, and he spotted the lovely girl first. He stared at her which he knew would make her look toward him, and she did. Instantly their eyes bounced off each other and back to their unimportant pages. Tucker did it again. After their eyes met for the second time, he made sign language, his own. He pointed to himself, then he pointed to her table, raised his brows and waited to see if she performed some form of headshake meaning yes. She did better than that. She pulled out her empty chair and pointed to it, a bit of a smile on her face.
Some of us eat to live; others live to eat. Soon we realize how important food is to all peoples, rich or poor, how celebratory, how labor-intense, how meager for some and extremely regional. Food matters all around us due to its history, evolution, sheer fun, traveling ways, versatility, acquisition, recipe adaptation, preparation and marketing through simple evolution.
Martys writing is captivating. It has just enough humor, yet there's an undeniable flavor of real-world education with her anecdotes. There's maturity and substance to it, however youthful the stories are.
J. Lipinski, Massachusetts
About the author:
With a background in social/cultural anthropology, broadcast media, hotels and travel writing, Martindale delves into food from its fun as well as serious sides. For over 30 years, she has contributed to several food encyclopedias, Storied Dishes, Culinary Biographies, travel, food, and trade magazines and newspapers. Martindale founded Food Site of the Day, now Foodsite Magazine, in 2001, weekly site picks, articles, special archives, reviews, frequent blogging and menu sampling. Though a native New Englander, she now lives on the west coast of Florida after spending many years in New Mexico and Mississippis Gulf Coast.
Marty Martindale
My mother, Virginia Sanborn- Burleigh, was a school teacher, and when she had youngster-me in her kitchen, she became a cooking teacher. Any time we wondered about a food item, we turned to the “Food Goddess” of the time, Fanny Merritt Farmer, founder of the Boston Cooking School. She kept it local; I was born in New Hampshire and we lived in the Providence-Boston area, a land of baked beans, clams with bellies and maple syrup. Mom was also an early believer in the fact we are very much what we eat and dragged me frequently to her Nature Food Store when there were no others around. From about the age of eleven, plus 4H Cooking Club, I started cooking and was quite certain everyone else could cook. I later learned life is not that simple for too many. Our family didn’t hand down recipes. If we liked a dish, we looked the recipe up ourselves. It was not until quite recently I realized my grandmother and her maid cooked a lot of Thomas Jefferson’s favorites. I left Rhode Island on my wedding day for an Air Force wife’s life in Waco, Texas, and I loved the homemade pimento cheese, pinto beans with Cheddar, chopped pecans in tuna salad and my first tastes of Mexican food the southwest offered me. A year later, Uncle Sam sent us to New Mexico for ten years, and I learned to cook everything Mexican we liked from a little New Mexico Extension Service cookbook. Poaching whipped egg whites for Natillas and smoking-hot deep fat for sopapillas were my largest challenges. Next, it was ten more Air Force years in Biloxi, Mississippi, where fresh shrimp was cheap and the romantic foodways of New Orleans were only an hour away. Here we learned very late evening meals were a nice way of life, so were gumbo, red beans on Mondays and huge muffalettas for return trips from The Big Easy. We retired in Tampa Bay with our almost-grown kids, JoAnn and Brad. Our eating fare changed to beans which were black, Latin American foods, grouper and stone crabs. Up until this time I worked mostly in radio as a copywriter and broadcaster, owned a small print shop and did a stint in hotel marketing and banquet planning. It was a very late time for me to plan higher education for myself. I did, however, and ended up in Gainesville FL, the University of Florida, and a cultural anthropology major. I had published a few articles, but it was time to “educate it.” Once back in Tampa Bay I wrote business articles regularly and soon I was taking exotic trips to the Caribbean which moved me into travel writing. This was a land of sugar apples, pumpkin soup, coo-coo fish and warm cucumber dishes. Two short trips to Brazil introduced manioc crepes, feijoada and acaraje. When one mixes anthropology with a lot of travel one soon sees how very major food is to all peoples, rich as well as poor, how celebratory it is, how labor-intensive, how meager for some and how varied according to regional natural sources. I then found myself writing more about food -- food’s history, evolution, sheer fun, travels, versatility, acquisition, recipe adaptation, preparation, marketing and its many, many incarnations. And now, I have written my first book, SHORT ORDERS, short-short stories, because I am an articles and copywriter. Marty Martindale
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Short Orders - Marty Martindale
SHORT ORDERS:
FOOD STORIES AND TRAVELS
Marty Martindale
a.k.a. Margaret Leora Burleigh-Martindale
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First published by AuthorHouse 06/07/2011
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Contents
RESTAURANT RITUAL
Habitual restaurant visitors are fascinating, sometimes mysterious.
FEASTING IN RIO CIRCA 1980
When slaves’ feast of necessity
goes first-class
COCONUT RITE OF PASSAGE
Not just food, but so much more!
ACME BEAUTY GRADUATION DAY
Biotin is their secret.
A JUG, A MEAL AND A POEM
The land provided everything but the vino.
SHAMAN’S SAVVY
It took a bonfire feast to pull it off.
BELGIUM’S ACCIDENT-PRONE HORTICULTURIST
How a new vegetable was born
CAN-DO CHEF
Food is yeoman’s work.
CARVIN’ THE BIRD
What would a family gathering
be without food?
THE CHOCOLATE PASTA TEST
It’s all how it melts. But, it’s usually
our favorite food!
FIRST-TIME NUDIE
When food takes a back seat.
BUCKET LIST CROSSING
Poseidons and fresh fish from
Portuguese waters
COMMERCIAL FOR A SALMON DINNER
Foods and their boxes
CULINARY ALCHEMY
There will always be new things
to do with food.
DEMONSTRATION DEBBIE
Vegetarian convert
CULINARY SUITE
Better be glad most recipes are tested.
DINNER AT BARNEY’S
What’s a good soup kitchen without fresh-baked bread for dunking?
EATING CAN BE DANGEROUS
Preventing every dirty place from
entering your temple
DOGGY BAG LADY
Meal planning in a restaurant
FOR FANS OF THE NEW YORK TIMES’ WEDDINGS/CELEBRATIONS
Petit fours at four at Foggy Bottom
FORAGING WITH THE WILDMAN
New York’s bountiful patch of greenness
INTERNATIONAL PINEAPPLE FRENZY
Awestruck by a fruit
GREEK ISLAND MEMORY MAKING
Something about a Mediterranean
waterside café
GIBRALTAR’S COMFORT FOOD
Wars forge permanent eating habits.
GOOD LIFE MOUSE
A bit to eat and a place to hide
GREEK TO TAMPA BAY
Potato salad mystery solved!
HAGGIS ON TRIAL
She knew he was right, but
she did it, anyway.
HAPPY KITTEN DIARY
The milk of human kindness
NEVER A LIFELONG FULLBACK
Running a popular restaurant
makes one sort of a star.
JAYSON’S PARENTS
Too little food can ruin things.
JAZZ BREAKFAST
A Big Easy, pre-Katrina reflection
LOLA’S CHAGRIN
Food will keep one alive. Sex won’t.
INFERNO SIMPLY WAITING
Contrasts in fine cruising
LUNCH BREAK LET-DOWN
And a carry-out detour
LOVE SONG TO A GRILLED CHEESE
So gooey!
MANICURISTS’ SECRETS
Food and a tip will usually do it.
MISSISSIPPI MUD-MOUTH
Jes’ good eatin’
MASCARPONE MONDAYS
Too much of a yummy thing
NO BAGGAGE
Strange dining acquaintances
MILLION-DOLLAR REFINERY
Food processing most simplified
MORNING PERFORMANCE
Weekly supper celebration
MR. CHIN’S EGG ROLLS
Cultural food bump
VICTORY SAUCE
Necessity is almost always the
mother of intention.
RHODE ISLAND FRIENDS OF THE GOVERNOR
The corn smut disaster
SAMPLING THE GOOD LIFE
Fine living gets complicated.
SHARED COMMUNION
How ho-hum snacks can
derail anonymity
SOMETHING FROM THE NYOTAIMORI?
The world’s never-ending quest for
unusual serving trays
SUPERBOWL IS EATING TIME!
TV tells us to spend big bucks on treats.
We do it.
WE COOKED MEXICAN!
It is possible to organize a bunch of novices and still get things done.
TATTOO TABOO
Different cravings for different folks
THE BUSH DOCTOR WHO WROTE IT DOWN
Cures can be very simple.
THE CHUTNEY MAKER
Such latitude!
THOMAS JEFFERSON, THE FOODIE PRESIDENT
He grew it, he enjoyed it, but
he never cooked it.
THE WEDDING PARTY
Good scarfing is so much fun.
THOSE ITALIANS AND THEIR BRIGHT-COLORED GELATOS
Smoother and can have less calories
THREE-IN-ONE DINNER PARTIES
So many special occasions demand
menu repetition
THE SOUTHWEST’S OWN FOOD
Fred Harvey’s girls made the
chili express happen.
TRIATHALON, THE CAKE
Cooking always looks good on anyone’s qualifications list.
TURKISH DELIGHT
Even whirling dervishes eat.
WHEN FABRIZIO’S IN THE HOUSE
While some speak in parables,
Fabrizio speaks in recipes.
HE PLANS THE BEST PICNICS!
And, he thought she was so perfect!
ZUCCHINI POWER
Bet you can’t grow just two!
FOR FANS OF IRON CHEF AMERICA
Food frenzy dramatized
Dedicated to:
My kids, JoAnn and Brad
PREFACE
Some of us: Live to Eat
Others: Eat to live
No matter your choice, it is a solid fact; food and eating are very central to our existence whether we are at work or play. What we choose to eat, how we shop for groceries, all the fun times we plan usually include food. To share the joy of abundance or the anguish of hunger is to know ourselves. Food shapes every aspect of human activity.
SHORT ORDERS attempts to bring out little incidents in people’s lives. You will note that food and eating are involved in every one. Some of the places and characters in the stories represent far-away places for a reason. I did this because I want to show, anthropologically, how people nourish themselves. No matter where they live, their skin, their livelihood, people do their best according to their climate, learned ability and means. Once we attribute these considerations to all people, we see no one is very different.
I also like to quote Margaret Visser, and this is from her Much Depends on Dinner: The Extraordinary History and Mythology, Allure and Obsessions, Perils and Taboos of an Ordinary Meal. Food is
everyday—it has to be, or we would not survive for long. But food is never just something to eat. It is something to find or have or cultivate.
Margaret goes on to explain that throughout most of human history man has devoted himself to searching and procuring food. She maintains that it was only after we felt secure about food supplies, that we become civilized. She ends with, Food shapes us and expresses us even more definitively than our furniture or houses or utensils do.
Shall we begin?
You will enjoy SHORT ORDERS more if you take time to notice how central food is in our lives, sometimes subtly, sometimes not so subtly.
RESTAURANT RITUAL
Habitual restaurant visitors are fascinating, sometimes mysterious.
Luigi Bartone was no longer married. Widower? Divorced? No one knew. One thing everyone knew was Luigi’s mama did some very strange Italian cooking for him when he was young, and he still liked it very, very much.
At least five nights each week, Luigi showed up at Banjione’s Café at exactly twenty after six. Angelo Banjione always saved the third booth from the rear for Luigi, who always sat facing the kitchen.
Every night he ordered the same dish—fettuccini cooked just under al dente. The only sauce he wanted was bittersweet chocolate, perfectly melted. Atop this, he needed eight whole, white anchovies. Once his dish arrived at the booth, it had to be a perfect temperature. Then Luigi would withdraw from his pocket a small plastic bag. In it were a tiny shaver and a piece of imported Fontina cheese. Very carefully, he created delicate cheese curls, which landed gently onto his anchovies, basking in the rich, rich chocolate. With his meal, he ate just one Enrico’s anise biscotti, which he ceremoniously dipped into a glass of Angelo’s best Barbera deep red wine.
Angelo said the name of the dish was called Fettuccini II Cioccolato y Boquerones. Luigi disagreed. That’s why they never talked. This meal made Luigi very happy, which meant he was happy five nights a week, and Angelo’s staff enjoyed making their faithful customer so happy so often.
Winna-winna,
Angelo would say.
One night Luigi arrived late. It was seven, and he brought a woman friend. He wore a coat and shirt and led her to the second booth, not his usual.
The woman seemed Italian. She was small and kept looking down. Was she his sister? Everyone wanted to know, but knew they wouldn’t find out. Luigi rarely spoke to anyone.
Angelo ordered for his companion as if they had discussed it beforehand. She would have Walnut Oil Pesto with Red Swiss Chard over Linguini, very al dente and topped with chopped almonds, no cheese. No bread. No wine. Only water.
For some reason, Luigi did not order his usual.
Bring me Ruote Wheels, lotsa olive oil and meat marinara, no topping, no cheese, no bread, no wine, only water.
They did not talk as they waited. They hardly look at one another. He wiped his mouth nervously, unnecessarily and often.
She examined her fingernails minutely. They each sipped water occasionally.
Three or four weeks went by and Luigi Bartone never came in for his usual Cioccolato y Boquerones. Angelo began reading the obituaries looking for Luigi Bartone, but didn’t find him there. He even asked his staff if anyone knew where Luigi lived. No one did.
Seven months later, the stern little woman, the one who ate Walnut Pesto with Luigi, came in alone and sat in Luigi’s third booth from the rear. She faced the kitchen and ordered Fettuccini Cioccolato y Boquerones, one Anise Enrico Biscotti and a glass of Angelo’s best Barbera, only she brought her own imported, rosewood handled truffle shaver plus her own imported Fontina. She carefully made thin little curls of the cheese, which sifted down onto the very dark chocolate, over the white anchovies, over the chocolate, over the fettuccini. She became a Monday evening regular.
After six months, the little woman quit coming in for her fettuccini. Angelo couldn’t check the obituaries for her name. He also didn’t need to stock bittersweet chocolate anymore.
FEASTING IN RIO CIRCA 1980
When slaves’ feast of necessity
goes first-class
Rio had a very strong sense of when the world seemed much larger and money was far more plentiful. Kings,