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    Obamasutra: Volume Ii: Aphorisms Vs. Obamism
    Obamasutra: Volume Ii: Aphorisms Vs. Obamism
    Obamasutra: Volume Ii: Aphorisms Vs. Obamism
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    Obamasutra: Volume Ii: Aphorisms Vs. Obamism

    By Ilya Katz

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    Fight leftist lunacy with this collection of political aphorisms, written by a man who fled the former Soviet Union and its socialistic paradise only to find that he must resume his fight in the United States.

    Elaborating on the themes from the first volume of Obamasutra, author Ilya Katz provides responsible conservatives with plenty of firepower to win back America from President Barack Obama and his minions.

    A marriage of truth and humor, this illustrated book of satirical sayings includes the following wisdom:

    Very often all the words of the President are taken literally, but should be instead understood with an element of humor.
    Why are Lady Libertys eyes closed? So she cannot see how shes being taken advantage of.
    If society wants to be cured from some bad disease, it should first admit it, then plead guilty, and only then is it possible to move ahead.

    If we cant understand America with the help of brains, it will be too painful to do it with the other parts of the body. Get the insights you need to put Obama and his followers to the test with the overflowing salt of sarcasm in Obamasutra: Volume II: Aphorisms vs. Obamism.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateDec 15, 2011
    ISBN9781462068616
    Obamasutra: Volume Ii: Aphorisms Vs. Obamism
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    Ilya Katz

    Ilya Katz is a former professor, director, journalist, speaker, and freedom fighter from the Soviet Union. He is currently running as a representative for US Congress and was instrumental in the campaign of Ronald Reagan. He has four children and three grandchildren, and he lives in Miami.

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      Book preview

      Obamasutra - Ilya Katz

      Contents

      Chapter 1

      Chapter 2

      Chapter 3

      Chapter 4

      Chapter 5

      Chapter 6

      Epilogue

      The Lord says:

      "I will make you wise and show you

      where to go.

      I will guide you and watch over you."

      Psalm 32:8

      Do not be overcome by evil, but

      Overcome evil by doing good.

      Romans 12:21

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      Give me, God, bravery to withstand what doesn’t

      depend on me, give me strength to overcome

      what depends on me,

      and give me wisdom to discern

      one from the other.

      A satirist is a representative

      of the anti-governmental coalition

      under the name: People.

      Satirical sharpshooting

      is the most effective way to be heard

      I prefer to criticize our Motherland,

      to bare wounds, to put on them

      the salt of sarcasm, but not to deceive.

      I pledge to fight for our country

      up to the last satirical bullet.

      Dr. Ilya Katz, Satirist General

      I hope God, with my help, will satirically punch

      the common man on his brain and cure him

      from political correctness, infantilism

      of idealism,

      and retro-socialism.

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      Aphorisms of Obamasutra turn

      the unconscious to the topless and bottomless.

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      Even when listening to fairytales,

      a satirist asks questions.

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      Aphorisms sometimes do not coincide

      with realism, they just double it

      to a level of metaphorism.

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      A sharp aphorism is like a shell

      in the main gun, like a corkscrew in the bottle,

      like an owl beak in the ass.

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      From a spark of doubt there flares

      a fire of aphorisms.

      With the presence of sense of humor

      it’s easier to tolerate

      absence of everything else.

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      Aphorisms exist exactly for helping readers

      feel the taste for life.

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      Satirical aphorism is stenography

      of our epoch for common use.

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      An aphorism is always better than a tale,

      because a reader doesn’t have time to get bored

      as it is said, brevity is the soul of wit.

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      Rhythm of aphorisms coincides

      with rhythm of the heart.

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      It is better to die from laughter

      than from terror.

      Satire is like an unusually big jewel

      and I possess something expensive.

      What if I lock myself in the safe?

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      How are satires created? Everyone knows

      that it is dangerous to insult our President,

      our government. Along comes a person

      who does not know it, and it is he

      who creates a satirical movement.

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      Labor turned a monkey into a tired monkey.

      Education turned a monkey

      into an educated monkey.

      Life turned me, a lyricist, into a satirist.

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      Sharp satire cannot be eaten or spit out,

      it’s swallowed because

      it sticks in the gizzard.

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      Satire is humor

      mixed with homeland obscurity.

      Chapter 1

      Obamamania

      An idol! A craftsman casts it,

      and a goldsmith overlays it with gold

      and casts for it silver chains.

      Isaiah 40:19

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      SATISFICTION

      GUARANTEED!

      Very often all the words of the President

      are taken literally,

      but should be instead understood

      with an element of humor.

      Euphemism gradually turns into aphorism

      and aphorism turns against Obamism.

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      Actions of the President are either right

      or cannot be discussed???

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      Under democracy, one can speak of the ruler

      while the ruler is alive.

      Under fool-blown socialism, one

      can speak badly of the ruler

      only posthumously.

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      One must not kill a person

      while he is alive,

      but one can and should criticize a person

      while he is still holding his position.

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      It is said that shadows won’t dim the sun,

      but I will do my best.

      Humor flashes light up the gloom of life.

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      A satirist not in opposition,

      is similar to a soldier who left his position.

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      A satirist is

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