Boogie Woogie Iii: The Ultimate
By George Foxx
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~~~ Symptoms of the Boogie Woogie Ultimate Blues ~~~
Your next door neighbor scoops your newspapers three mornings in a row, lie about it, but you have him on video. Your boss tells you that you are no longer needed at the office two days before Christmas. Your daughters boyfriend wrecked your car that she borrowed to run one errand that never got done. Your wife took $4,500 out of the joint checking account without informing you causing you to bounce three checks to very important creditors so embarrassing. The doctor called your house twice saying it was urgent that you come in an discuss options for the returned test results you are scared to death only to find out the laboratory mixed up your labs with someone elses. Your knees and wrists hurt for real. Your wife is talking about a divorce and leaving after having gone to the male strip joint three weekends in a row while you thought she was visiting her sick grandmother (she spent $3,000 of the $4,500 at the club). However, the most hurting of all is your best friend and dog died yesterday. The boogie woogie!
Coping with the boogie woogie ultimate blues is a challenge, if you are not ready, you will be caught up Why? Because the boogie woogie just does not quit!
The boogie woogie ultimate is the third in a series reflecting how people get caught up and it shares the fools, victims, and the curious folks point of view basically, an example of what others think and feel so when you get caught up; you will have a guide on what to do humorously and seriously.
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BOOGIE WOOGIE III: The Ultimate
George Foxx
Dr. George Foxx is a self-made man, former sailor, retired school educator, and now a redesigned tax professional who loves helping those needing a helping hand understanding the intricacies of money and how the median of exchange is better than the mere crave. He took special care in creating this and other easy readers so as to build an understanding, awareness, and amusement regarding the boogie woogie of everyday life and the stress that accompanies the amazing stories and accounts which would subject you to especially when and where there is an association with money, relationships, and boogie woogie associated followed up with the ultimate non-sense of uncommon sense as seen and heard of on a daily basis. All ages engage in some form of the bogie woogie, but unless you are keen and prepared, and know how to roll – meaning cope, you may find yourself caught up in the boogie woogie leading to the boogie woogie ultimate. Dr. Foxx has written 13 books with the first four being study guides to help struggle students and the last nine providing awareness, literacy building skills and easy reads: Study Guide for African American History Study Guide in Geography Study Guide in American Government Study Guide in U.S. History An Educational Experience Racial Impact at the Crossroads The Pain The Story about the Ticket Financial Drama Money, Money, Money Caught up in the Boogie Woogie World Boogie Woogie II Boogie Woogie III: The Ultimate Dr. George Foxx 103 W. Hamilton Ave. Tampa, FL 33604 (813) 239-2787 gfoxx3699@aol.com
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Contents
THE BOOGIE WOOGIE ULTIMATE CONTINUES ENDLESSLY…
TRIBUTES
WHAT IS A BEST FRIEND?
BODUNRIN A. BANWO OBITUARY
BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK FOR –
YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT!
SATAN CALLED A WORLDWIDE CONVENTION OF DEMONS…
AN APPETIZER OF THE BOOGIE WOOGIE ULTIMATE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: USHER WITH RELATIONSHIP DRAMA OVER SAKS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WOULD YOU MARRY FOR MONEY?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: VERY SHORT MARRIAGES
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PATERNO CAUGHT UP
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BARRY SWITZER AND THE PENN STATE’S MESS
MISSING DA, MAY BE LINKED TO PENN STATE’S MESS
THOUSANDS OF STUDENTS AND SUPPORTERS SUPPORT FOR THE VICTIMS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PENN STATE LOSES GAME AFTER JOE’S DISMISSAL
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WOMAN COLLECTED WELFARE IN $1.2 MILLION HOUSE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TEACHER ALLEGEDLY MASTURBATING IN CLASSROOM
PORN STAR, READS TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, PARENTS OUTRAGED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: ARRESTED FOR CREDIT CARD FRAUD
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: A STROKE MADE HIM GAY?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: LINDSAY, IS SHE REALLY A BAD GIRL?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MEDLEY; OH NO!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BLACKS STRUGGLE WITH UNWED MOTHER STATUS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SINGLE PARENT SYNDROME
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WHOOPING FOR STEALING!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TEACHER, CONVICTED, SEX WITH 5 STUDENTS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SADDAM & MOAMMAR
DR. MURRAY’S BOOGIE WOOGIE SITUATION IN MJ’S DEATH
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DR. MURRAY TO APPEAL; DEVASTATED! WHILE MJ DECEPTIVE AND DESPERATE!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: S. CT., THOMAS, $700K DISCLOSURE PROBLEM
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MISUNDERSTOOD? OR CORRUPT POLITICIAN!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TOO OLD TO TEACH?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: ARRESTED 99, 100 TIMES
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: IS YOUR MARRIAGE AFFAIR PROOF?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DIVORCE RUDIMENTS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME
UNDERSTANDING AND GIVING THE BOOGIE WOOGIE ITS DUE CREDIT
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: ED & YOUR RELATIONSHIP
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: RESENTMENT
VESTA WILLIAMS, THE 80’S DIVA, FOUND DEAD
HEAVY D, THE LARGE-AND-IN-CHARGE, DEAD
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: AMY’S FINAL AUTOPSY
SMOKIN’ JOE FRAZIER, DEAD
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MOVE TO BACK OF BUS!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: STUNNING INCEST CASE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SEX IN THE CHURCH
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PASTOR-DAD & SON & MISTRESS, WIFE DEAD, CHURCH BURNED DOWN
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: W. LOVES HIS PRIVACY, NOW
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: OFFENSIVE CYBER OPERATIONS NEEDED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: FUTURE WELFARE RECIPIENT! JUST KIDDING?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DEBRA IS JUST TOO PRETTY!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SNEEZING IS DISRUPTIVE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: REVENGE NOT SO SWEET!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WOMAN, I WANT SEX!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TEASING IS SIMPLY BULLYIING
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BRITTANY NORWOOD, GUILTY! MURDER OF JAYNA
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: JUDGE RAPES PROSTITUTE, WOW!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: NEW MEXICO STATE POLICE OFFICER, SEX ON CAR!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: GET RID OF SICK WIFE, PAT SAYS IS OK!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DIVORCING, THE HIGH ROAD
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: THE MARRIAGE THIN LINE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WHO SHOULD DIE? MOTHER OR BABY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: HONOR STUDENT, 10, BULLIED TO DEATH
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: EMPOWERED WOMEN, LESS SEX
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: ROUGHHOUSING DAD
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: HAIR LOSS IN MENOPAUSE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PRES. OBAMA TO CBC
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: OBAMA: GOP, CRIPPLERS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MINI-MEDLEY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: POLITICS, CAIN & FREEMAN
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BOA & WHISTLE-BLOWER
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BOA BANKING MESS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BOA BACKED OFF CHARGING DEBIT CARD FEES
NANNY CARJACKED WITH A 3-YEAR OLD CHILD IN BACKSEAT, WOW!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: ROGUE TRADER, UBS MESS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TRIAL OF SUICIDE?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: OBAMA JOBS PLAN
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: STORE NOT THE BABYSITTER
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DISCRIMINATION IS NO FUN IN TOUGH TIMES
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MORE LOSS OF CONFIDENCE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: UNDERAGE WIVES, UNDER AGE 14, WOW!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SEXUAL ISSUES AT SCHOOL
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: FOOTBALL LOVING MOM
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: RUTH SIMMONS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BLACKS IN TX, DEATH PENALTY MOST LIKELY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BABIES NOT WANTED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PEOPLE NOT USED TO MONEY SURE ACT FUNNY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: $$, GENUINE OR DECEITFUL?
HOW STRESS AFFECTS TYPE II DIABETES
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MEDLEY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: JUSTICE FOR JAMES BYRD, JR., FINALLY!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CONDEMNED, RIGHTLY OR WRONGLY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: GUILTY OR NOT?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: AMANDA KNOX WAS FREED!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TEXAS MAN TO BE FREED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CASEY’S PROBATION REPORT
CROTCHLESS PANTIES IN CHILDREN’S STORE? YES, THAT’S RIGHT!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MAN ROBS SAME BANK THREE DAYS IN A ROW, DUH!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TEACHER STOPS DISRUPTION
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS WITH PROBLEMS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SCHOOL BUS DRIVER ARRESTED DURING FIELD TRIP
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MOM, KIDS & DRUGS, WOW!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BANANA & BLACK PLAYER
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DITKA, I’D SPIT IN HIS FACE!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: N-WORD ON A TEXAS ROCK!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WHAT ABOUT A FAIR TRIAL?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BOOK THROWN, HE’S DONE!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MEDLEY II
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: STUDENTS DYING AT SCHOOL FUNCTIONS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: HEED FOR SINGLE WOMEN
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: RYAN, CAIN TAX MIDDLE CLASS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: NAVY DESERTER
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TEACHER ALLEGEDLY DRUNK!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: FLORIDA’S FORECLOSURE MESS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MARRYING WRONG PERSON
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SNOOPING, NOT GOOD!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: THEY CHEATED, GET OVER IT!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: AFTER INFIDELITY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PALIN & BLACK MEN
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BREASTS
REV. FRED L. SHUTTLESWORTH, DIES
KRAMER, 18, FAILED TO WAKE AFTER GOING TO BED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CARY GRANT, LSD, WOW!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: HUMOR & AMUSEMENT
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DIARY FOR A LOVED ONE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SEX DREAMS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: FAKING CANCER, BENEFITS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MEN AND WOMEN CHEAT!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DAD WANTS CLOSURE, NOT MOM!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: LABELING STUDENTS BY ID
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BETTER SEX LIFE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MOM STRANGLED DAUGHTER
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CHILD FOR SALE, $2,000
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WILLIE IN FRAUD SCHEME, OTHERS TOO!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: FLORIDA SUED FOR TICKETING MOTORISTS WHO WARN OTHERS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BEAR SHOOTING, SAVE KIDS, MAN COULD FACE JAIL TIME
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DAD ABANDONS SON IN FORECLOSED HOME
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: AMAZING!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SAD IN THE SACK: DO YOU HAVE POST-SEX DEPRESSION?
AMANDA KNOX: CONGRATULATIONS, FREEDOM!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CAIN VIEWS ON RACISM, OTHER POLITICS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: HEARTBREAK
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MORTGAGE NIGHTMARE!
EIGHT DEAD CHILDREN, HKI, IN LIMBO
HIS EXCELLENCY SIR CLIFFORD DARLING, KT., J.P.
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BISHOP CHARGED, WOW!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SUPREMACISTS IN SAN FRANCISCO
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CASEY ON THE E!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: 10, BRIDE AND DIVORCED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DON’T DO IT,
& YOU TOOK MY HUSBAND!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: FOOTBALL HEAD INJURY
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DEAD BABY ON SHIP
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PROTESTING AGAINST GREED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CHRIS IS IN FORECLOSURE
D.C. PROTESTS: CORNEL WEST ARRESTED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: RACE CHAMPION DIED
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: HOLE IN ONE’S CHARACTER
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CHILD, 2, RUN OVER REPEATEDLY, OTHERS WATCH!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CAIN TO UNEMPLOYED, DON’T BLAME!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: KILLED OR BE KILLED!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: LINDSAY LOHAN UPDATE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TOO MANY LIES, LOSE LICENSE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PREDATOR OF THE SEAS, NOT?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: AGAIN, LOSS OF CONFIDENCE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: 64 SAILORS, DRUG USE!
AN UNHAPPY CUSTOMER FIREBOMBED THE RESTAURANT
CHILD VERY ILL AFTER SMOKING SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: JONES FOR PRESIDENT?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: POLITICS, A DIRTY GAME?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SUPER COMMITTEE FAILED, OR DID THEY?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: SOCIAL SECURITY FACTS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MADE SICK BY BOSS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: POLITICS, BETRAYAL?
SUPER COMMITTEE STALLED, POLITICS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DSK IN PORN?
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: DON’T CALL 911, POLICE CAR OUT OF GAS!
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: AMAZING II
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: NATALIE WOODS, 30 YEARS LATER – OR R.I.P.
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: TSA AFTER 10 YEARS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: THE ALBUQUERQUE POLICE DEPARTMENT
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MY DAUGHTER WANTS TO HAVE SEX
SORRY THEY MORTGAGED THE TRAIN TO BUY A BANK
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BAD ECONOMY BRINGS ON THE RISE IN THEFT
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WOW! ‘CURSING’ BABY DOLL
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: EXECUTION DRUG IN ERROR, MAN DIES
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MEDLEY III
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: BIGGEST FASHION MOMENTS OF 2011
NEWT GINGRICH LOOKS INCREASINGLY POISED
AN 85-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TO SUE THE TSA
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MAN SENTENCED; KILLED WIFE, WIFE KILLED KIDS
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: OREGON’S DEATH PENALTY SCHEME
DINING TIPS TO BEAT ARTHRITIS JOINT PAIN
OBAMACARE
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: CHOOSING THE RIGHT MAN
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: MINI-MEDLEY
CLOSING BOOGIE WOOGIE
REFERENCE/CREDITS/SHOUT-OUTS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
THE BOOGIE WOOGIE ULTIMATE CONTINUES ENDLESSLY…
With no end in sight, it appears the boogie woogie continues day in and day out, over and over. The boogie woogie just does not quit! Just when you think common sense and rationale have become something of decency, the boogie woogie takes over and claims victims. The victims are honest, innocent, law-abiding folks or used to be – until the boogie woogie came into their lives and change it into the ultimate.
We have witnessed politicians growing even more corrupt. Teachers and public officials abusing the trust granted to them. Innocent children have to meet a fate of unbelievably and insane consequences to a shameful proportion ranging from simply to complex boogie woogie to the ultimate.
Incredible: When you have two nursing home employees in Georgia being arrested for allegedly attacking an elderly woman in a manner similar to waterboarding,
according to local police is part of the ultimate boogie woogie.
Waterboarding is the controversial interrogation technique that was used by the CIA to extract information from terrorism suspects, but in a case when two caregivers allegedly and supposedly tortured an 89-year-old woman is beyond normal comprehension.
Boy was suspended for calling a teacher cute
A 9-year-old boy North Carolina boy was suspended for calling a teacher cute,
WSOCTV.com reports.
The boy’s mother, Chiquita Lockett, said the principal of Brookside Elementary in Gastonia called her after the incident to say the comment was a form of sexual harassment.
It’s not like he went up to the woman and tried to grab her or touch her in a sexual way,
Lockett said. So why would he be suspended for two days?
According to the station, a district spokeswoman said she could not go into detail, but said the boy was suspended for inappropriate behavior
after making inappropriate statements.
The district’s Code of Conduct doesn’t list inappropriate behavior,
but says disruption of school
is punishable by five days of out-of-school suspension is also part of the boogie woogie ultimate.
Best Analysis:
Would it be Sexual Harassment if he called her ugly?
40 some years ago, I told my first grade teacher that I wanted to tell her a secret. When she came closer to hear it, I kissed her on the cheek. She was very nice to me and cute, too. She told my mother at the next parent-teacher meeting and they both laughed and thought it cute
. I’m lucky I’m not in first grade now; castration might be in order!
The boy’s comment does not fit the definition of sexual harassment, and the principal should be hauled into court for his high-handed act.
That teacher and all the school administrators need to be fired. How can they expect to educate children when they don’t understand fundamental things about life? Calling someone cute is harassment?! When I was in school I used to ask the teacher with the giant b o o b s for help then knock my pencil off the desk so she would bend over and pick it up. I guess by today’s standards that was r a p e… STUPID people today.
That kid didn’t harass anyone, but those administrators ARE HARASSING THAT KID!
It would be better for you to have a millstone around your neck and be tossed into the sea then to lead this boy astray!
Gosh this child doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your sexuality woman - this child was just trying to make point of kindness with this stupid teacher who over-reacted.
Notes:
This easy-reader is provided to share with this audience and make them aware of the effects the boogie woogie can have on a person or entity if they don’t already know.
Many of you have either experienced the rudiments that are contained in the wild and crazed stories about people caught up and either are victims, perpetrators, or evaluators of the wild and circus atmosphere of lies and stupidity – known as the Boogie Woogie
and these sensations continue on Boogie Woogie II!
This book contains many simple grammatical errors by educational design and should be recorded in the notes section at the end of each chapter. These simple errors should not distract you away from the story but help build your literacy factors when you identify them. Enjoy the wonderful chaotic world of the Boogie Woogie Ultimate without being caught up yourself.
The best analysis before the notes section after dissecting the stories place significant thought on what attitudes different people perceive as justified. Many you will agree with and plenty of you will not; but regardless you must understand that the boogie woogie does not care who, what, where, or why of your situation as long as it can wreck your life or cause some sort of embarrassment to your image. So beware!
Disclosure:
The names have been changed to protect the innocent, damn fools, and to avoid embarrassment to the guilty, alleged guilty, and to preserve the client privilege that I am trusted with.
Notes:
TRIBUTES
Tributes to Sir Uncle Clifford Darling, Aunt Nellie Ferguson of Nassau and Aunt Kathleen Green of Mores Island, Abaco
In this world there many secrets and unknowns and speculations too many, but putting all this aside, there is the respect and honor that are due so many but can be shared with and for a few. I took this time out of my often busy schedule to reflect and share the flowers of three who have touched our lives. To all loved ones and caregivers who have given unselfishly – be thankful for the good times, sad times, and all times – thank you.
When you have gone the last mile of the way
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=67GYGNNX
If you have walked in the pathway of duty, seeking to find some of the answers I had not known before. If you have worked till the close of the day trying to please many in distress, discomfort, without hope, and even to the point of desperation. You did your best. As your reward, you shall see the great King in His beauty, once you have reached and have gone the last mile of the way. Until then relax and be patient.
When you have gone the last mile of the way, you will be able to rest at the close of the day. I know there will be joys that await you because you were a fine and decent being. When you have gone the last mile of the way your work on earth will be complete. Now accept your crown and take your place among the stars in Heaven where the dearest of ties here on earth must be severed, tears of sorrow will last for only a day, but the sickness, aches and pains will be forever gone. You will be missed and always loved when you have gone the last mile of the way.
Tribute: The Soul Stirrers
When the gates swing open, you will walk on in http://youtu.be/ugrSnHZSWUs
Through the years you kept on toiling in spite of the difficulties and challenges.
You have toiled through the storm and rain, though you had minor backaches and pain.
In recent years, you have watched and patiently waited your turn until the Savior came again. You have waited Lord trusting in Your Daily Word and staying off the path of sin;
seeking to be hid in Your love.
To your credit; you taught us how to treat our neighbors. You taught us how to love all of our friends. We learned from you and were filled with the Holy Spirit. Your memories once the gate swing open is what I will cleave. Until we meet again on the other side, your love will always be in my heart. Now, when the gates swing open, you will walk on in – and will be happy.
Tribute: Al Green and Otis Clay
In re: Give me my flowers while I can yet see them – to all be blessed and be loved!
sirdarling.jpgThe late Sir Clifford Darling
Nassau, Bahamas – The Cabinet Office wishes to advise that a State Funeral will be held for the late Sir Clifford Darling, former Governor-General of the Commonwealth of The Bahamas, Cabinet Minister, Parliamentarian and Trade Union Leader Thursday, January 5, 2012 at 11:00 a.m. at Zion Baptist Church, East and Shirley Streets. Interment follows in the Western Cemetery. Sir Clifford died on December 27. He was 89 years old. He is survived by his wife, Lady Igrid Darling, his children and other relatives; including Dr. George Foxx, a favorite nephew.
His body did lie in State in the foyer of the House of Assembly at 2:30 p.m. from Tuesday, January 3 for public viewing until sunset on Wednesday, January 4. At 10:30 a.m. on Thursday the Bearers’ Party will take the body in procession from Parliament Square to the church. All flags were flown at half mast from Tuesday until the day of the funeral.
WHAT IS A BEST FRIEND?
Dedicated to Bodunrin Banwo
Best Friends are very special people in your life. They are the first people you think about when you make plans. They are the first people you go to when you need someone to talk to. You will phone them up just to talk about nothing, or the most important things in your life. When you’re sad they will try their hardest to cheer you up. They give the best advice in the world when are their accountant and legal confidant! They are the shoulder to cry on, because you know that they truly care about you. In most cases they would defend you against any criticism and alert you when someone said something not so kind about you because it would be too painful to watch, hear, or see you get hurt.
Not sure what to expect in the beginning, but later in life seen as a best friend – one who cares about you and he in a respected balanced reciprocity. Seeking advance answers to queries and respect the advice given was paramount to Mr. Banwo. Now he has met his untimely death, but leaves a legacy of a best friend that many could only imagine.
To Dr. Foxx, Tax Doctor, You are truly My Best Friend
To My Best Friend
Today I found a friend,
Who knew everything I felt.
He knew my every weakness,
And the problems I’ve been dealt.
He understood my wonders,
And listened to my dreams.
He listened to how I felt about life and love,
And knew what it all meant.
Not once did you interrupt me,
Or tell me I was wrong.
You understood what I was going through,
You promised you’d stay long
I reached out to this friend
To show him that I care
I pulled you close and let you know
How much I needed you as a friend and you were there
While in the hospital you held my hand
I called daily to check on you, just to keep you nearer
I realized that you are the perfect friend I found
You are nothing but my mirror! God bless you!
When I cried you help me out; when I was happy you heard me shout!
Bodunrin A. Banwo, A Best Friend
Notes:
BODUNRIN A. BANWO OBITUARY
Courtesy of Aikens F. H.
I had come to know Bodunrin for the past 10 years; he had come to be a very close friend - even up to his passing - A Best Friend!
I will miss him dearly as we had a mutual balanced respected relationship. To his surviving family - my deepest sympathy for your loss, as Bodunrin was a very proud man in his own way.
Aikens Funeral Home
Bodunrin Ademola Banwo
(December 25, 1949 - December 3, 2011)
Funeral services for Mr. Bodunrin Ademola Banwo of Tampa, who passed away on Saturday, December 3, 2011, will be held on Saturday, December 10th, 4:00 p.m. at Aikens Funeral Home Chapel, 2708 E. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd, with Rev. Linda Dukes, officiating. Mr. Bodunrin Ademola Banwo was born on December 25, 1949 in Nigeria. He was a devout Christian. He enjoyed reading the Bible and often spoke of fond memories of his native country Nigeria. He received his A.S. degree in Engineering and a certification in Environmental Engineering from U.S.F, Plant City. He was preceded in death by his parents, Chief Benjamin Banwo and mother, (Chief) Mrs. Juliana Aderibigbe Banwo. He leaves to cherish his memory; wife, Patricia A. Banwo; children, Adedayo Banwo and Bodunrin Banwo both of Tampa; many close friends including, Yomi Olaogun and Latif Jinabu; and a host of in-laws, the Nickles family; and other relatives, friends and co-workers. The viewing will be held on Saturday from 12:00 – 4:00 p.m. The family and friends are asked to meet at the chapel for the service.
Closing:
May God receive you into HIS Kingdom. R.I.P. – My friend.
Comment:
I have known Banwo for more than 30 years. We were the best of friends. Said Robert, who said he was a best friend of Banwo.
BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU ASK FOR –
YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT!
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, If one more person confesses to adultery, I’ll quit!
Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: fallen.
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had fallen.
This satisfied the old priest and the parishioners, and everything was fine for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age of 93.
Shortly after the new young priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor. The priest was quite concerned. You have to do something about the sidewalks in this town, Mayor. You can’t believe how many people come into the confessional talking about having fallen!
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had explained their code word to the new priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the mayor and said -
I don’t know why you’re laughing; your wife fell three times last week!
Herman Cain’s wife says sexual harassment allegations facing her husband don’t ring true because he totally respects women.
In an interview with Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren, Gloria Cain stood by her husband’s side. She said she could not believe the charges levied against him, telling Van Susteren: I’m thinking he would have to have a split personality to do the things that were said.
You hear the graphic allegations and we know that would have been something that’s totally disrespectful of her as a woman,
she said. And I know the type of person he is. He totally respects women.
Special Note:
In spite of one’s position regarding politics, you must give Herman Cain’s wife Gloria credit and bravery for sticking up for her husband during turbulent times in the run for U.S. President in 2012. Regardless, win, lose, or draw, it is good to have your spouse in your corner when coping with the boogie woogie. Why? Because the boogie woogie just does not quit! Later, Cain suspended his 2012 presidential bid due to the boogie woogie!
Notes:
SATAN CALLED A WORLDWIDE CONVENTION OF DEMONS…
Satan called a worldwide convention of demons…
In his opening address he said,
We can’t keep Christians from going to church.
We can’t keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth…..
We can’t even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their SAVIOR.
Once they gain that connection with JESUS, our power over them is Broken.
So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don’t have time to develop a relationship With JESUS CHRIST..
This is what I want you to do,
said the devil:
Distract them from gaining hold of their SAVIOR and maintaining that Vital connection throughout their day!
How shall we do this?
his demons shouted.
Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable Schemes to occupy their minds,
he answered…..
Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow.
Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty Lifestyles.
Keep them from spending time with their children.
As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from The pressures of work!
Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice.
Entice them to play the radio or I-Pod whenever they drive.
To Keep the TV, DVDs, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music constantly."
This will jam their minds and break that union with CHRIST.
Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers.
Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day.
Invade their driving moments with billboards.
Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and Every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services And false hopes.
Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands Will believe that outward beauty is what’s important, and they’ll Become dissatisfied with their wives.
Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night.
Give them headaches too!
If they don’t give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to Look elsewhere.
That will fragment their families quickly!
Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the Real meaning of Christmas.
Give them an Easter bunny so they won’t talk about HIS resurrection And power over sin and death…
Even in their recreation, let them be excessive.
Have them return from their recreation exhausted.
Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on GOD’S creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies Instead.
Keep them busy, busy, busy!
And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and Small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences.
Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek Power from JESUS.
Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health And family for the good of the cause.
It will work!
It will work!
It was quite a plan!
The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere To get busier & more rushed, going here & there.
Having little time for their GOD or their families.
Having no time to tell others about the power of JESUS to change lives.
I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes?
You be the judge!!!!!
Does BUSY
mean: B-eing U-nder S-atan’s Y-oke?
Thanks: Thelma
AN APPETIZER OF THE BOOGIE WOOGIE ULTIMATE
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio
EL MIRAGE, Ariz. — The 13-year-old girl opened the door of her home in this small city on the edge of Phoenix to encounter a man who said that his car had broken down and he needed to use the phone. Once inside, the man pummeled the teen from behind, knocking her unconscious and sexually assaulting her.
Seven months before, in an apartment two miles away, another 13-year-old girl was fondled in the middle of the night by her mother’s live-in boyfriend. She woke up in her room at least twice a week to find him standing over her, claiming to be looking for her mother’s cell phone.
Both cases were among more than 400 sex-crimes reported to Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s office during a three-year period ending in 2007 – including dozens of alleged child molestations – that were inadequately investigated and in some instances were not worked at all, according to current and former police officers familiar with the cases.
In El Mirage alone, where Arpaio’s office was providing contract police services, officials discovered at least 32 reported child molestations – with victims as young as 2 years old – where the sheriff’s office failed to follow through, even though suspects were known in all but six cases.
Observations:
He has run the most corrupt and incompetent police agency in the country. Murders, rapes, assaults, bribery are common in his jail. When the JOD investigation is complete he will be indicted. When that happen the rats that live in fear will be free to tell all they know.
I think a number of us have been pointing out for years that Joe Arpaio’s county has been worse compared to the rest of Arizona and that his job has been less than stellar. He’s a public relations stunt, but the FOX viewer-ship doesn’t care about no-substance so long as they like the talk.
Typical, Mr. Tough Guy sheriff is great at getting his face on TV and mistreating non-violent prisoners, doing silly things like making prisoners wear pink underwear and putting them in tents but when it comes to protecting molested children Mr. Tough Guy doesn’t do a damn thing.
Notes:
14 Years for Corruption
CHICAGO (AP) — Rod Blagojevich, the ousted Illinois governor whose three-year battle against criminal charges became a national spectacle, was sentenced to 14 years in prison Wednesday, one of the stiffest penalties imposed for corruption in a state with a history of crooked politics.
Among his 18 convictions is the explosive charge that he tried to leverage his power to appoint someone to President Barack Obama’s vacated Senate seat in exchange for campaign cash or land a high-paying job.
Judge James Zagel gave Blagojevich some credit for taking responsibility for his actions – which the former governor did in an address to the court earlier in the day – but said that didn’t mitigate his crimes. Zagel also said Blagojevich did some good things for people as governor, but was more concerned about using his powers for himself.
When it is the governor who goes badly, the fabric of Illinois is torn and disfigured and not easily repaired,
Zagel said.
Wildness encompassed in the Boogie Woogie
Authorities say a central Florida man was arrested after jokingly trying to buy drugs at a Burger King drive-thru. The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office reports that 32-year-old Shawn Porter and a friend placed an order for blunt and some herbs
at a Deltona Burger King Thursday night.
A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911. A deputy located Porter’s house by running the tag number and was waiting when Porter arrived home with a Burger King bag in his hand. The deputy reported finding 28 grams of marijuana in the car.
A 17-year-old girl in Santa Ana was afraid she was going to lose her boyfriend, so she lied to him and told him she was pregnant. Nine months later, she needed a baby to keep up the lie… so she stole her roommate’s.
As the Orange County Register reports, Gladys Remigio hired two gang members to kidnap her roommate’s 15-day-old baby girl. Co-defendants Steven David Quirino, 20, and Robert Henry Rodriguez, 19, entered the house the roommates shared, firearms in hand. The gang members ordered the roommate to another room, and Remigio took the newborn. However, after the gang members fled, the roommate was able to get her baby back. All three defendants face multiple felonies.
Feelings of anger when the Boogie Woogie is involved
Have you ever watched your spouse flirting with someone else and felt your stomach tighten, your jaws clench, and your eyes narrow in furious rage? You recognize that you’re experiencing that so called boogie woogie
monster - and may fear it’ll get the best of you. In fact, you may find yourself lashing out at your spouse, driving him or her away with your jealous outbursts because the boogie woogie is hard to handle.
It’s almost needless to say that being faced with something as extreme as an affair makes you feel angry. When you are faced with the reality that the person you love and trust most in the world has betrayed you, angry feelings are one of the natural reactions.
But no matter what the reason, no matter how justified you think your anger is, behaving angrily almost always makes your problems worse. There is a big difference between having feelings of anger and acting angry.
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FORT LAUDERDALE — An elderly South Florida man has been sentenced to 13 months in prison for posing as a doctor and offering free door-to-door breast exams.
As part of a deal with Broward County prosecutors, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reports, 81-year-old Phillip Winikoff pleaded no contest today to eight counts related to the fake exams. Once out of prison, Winikoff will serve three years of community control followed by 15 years of sex offender probation.
Go figure! Because the Boogie Woogie just does not quit!
President Obama has lost his favorite summer getaway
President Obama just lost his favorite summer getaway. Blue Heron Farm,
a Martha’s Vineyard estate that the First Family has rented for the last three summers, was recently purchased by Norman Foster, one of Britain’s leading architects, for $21.9 million. Proving that even presidential pedigree won’t trump today’s sluggish market, the home in Chilmark, Mass., actually sold for nearly $2 million less than its original listing price, the Vineyard Gazette reports.
The sale seems to validate something liberals have known about Barack and Michelle ever since they danced onto the national stage to catchy tunes like Change You Can Believe In
and Yes We Can
five years ago: The First Couple has impeccable taste.
Brother killed brother
A 12-year-old boy could spend life in prison when he is tried as an adult for the murder of his two-year-old brother. Cristian Fernandez is the youngest person ever to be charged with first-degree murder in the city of Jacksonville. Prosecutors say the pre-teen acted with premeditation
when he allegedly shoved his two-year-old brother into a bookshelf, leaving the boy with a fractured skull and internal bleeding to the brain, CBS reports.
The younger boy, David, died two days after the March incident.
Yes, I have compassion for Cristian Fernandez, but it’s not my job to forgive, it’s my job to follow the law,
prosecutor Angela Corey recently told Fox News.
The prosecution did offer a plea deal that would have freed Fernandez on his twenty-first birthday. Defense attorneys did not accept, however, on the basis that Fernandez would be forced to admit murder and likely serve the final three years of his sentence in an adult prison.
Using Food Stamps at Starbucks
A recent investigation by Oregon Fox affiliate KPTV has found that Frappuccinos can now be bought with food stamps at Starbucks stands located within grocery stores.
A slice of pumpkin bread and a Frappuccino were purchased with an Oregon Trail Card, the state’s food stamp card, and last week at a Safeway grocery store in Salem, Oregon.
It’s crazy
, said Jackie Fowler, the food stamp recipient who took part in the investigation for Fox 12 News. They’re overpriced as it is. That’s money that somebody could be eating with - a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk.
Federal prosecutors want former baseball slugger Barry Bonds to go to prison
SAN FRANCISCO—Federal prosecutors have asked a judge to send former baseball slugger Barry Bonds to prison. In court documents filed recently, prosecutors objected to a recommendation by a federal probation officer that Bonds get only probation when he is sentenced for obstruction of justice on Dec. 16, 2011.
In the documents, prosecutors asked that Bonds be sentenced to 15 months in prison.
Bonds, 47, was convicted in April of obstructing a grand jury’s sports doping investigation with an evasive answer. Prosecutors dropped three other counts charging Bonds with making false statements after the jury deadlocked on those charges. They accused Bonds of lying to the grand jury when he denied knowingly taking performance-enhancing drugs and said he allowed only doctors to inject him.
Federal sentencing guidelines for conviction on the obstruction charge recommend a prison sentence between 15 and 21 months. But Bonds’ lawyers have cited an investigative report prepared by a federal probation officer for the judge that recommended a sentence of probation. Defense lawyers said in a previous motion they disagreed, however, with the probation report’s recommendation that Bonds spend an unspecified time under location monitoring,
a form of house arrest.
In their motion, Bonds’ lawyers said the probation department cited Bonds’ significant history of charitable, civic and prior good works
as a major reason for leniency. The probation officer also noted that Bonds’ conviction appears to be an aberration when taken in context of his entire life,
according to the lawyers. The lawyers said the probation officer recommended probation because other sports figures convicted of similar charges stemming from the same sports doping investigation avoided prison. Come on! The boogie woogie just does not quit!
Notes:
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: USHER WITH RELATIONSHIP DRAMA OVER SAKS
Ms. Raymond, who married the R&B singer in a private ceremony on Aug. 3, 2007, and divorced in 2009, claims Usher has failed to fulfill legal obligations as a parent, according to court documents obtained by TMZ. During their relationship, the ‘There Goes My Baby’ creator fathered two children — Usher Raymond V and Naviyd Ely Raymond — with Usher, who served as his personal stylist before their romance began.
In the court documents, Ms. Raymond states that her ex-husband has repeatedly traveled outside of the state of Georgia with their kids, an act that he allegedly has never asked her permission for but one that he’s legally obligated to get her consent to do.
Also, besides nixing her Saks 5th Avenue credit card, (which caused the latest round of boogie woogie) which she claims he promised never to do, she says Usher has failed to get her approval before hiring nannies, give her the first opportunity to watch their children (and pay her $5,000 do so) when he’s away for more than eight hours, allow her to take the children for two weeks in the summer of 2011 and give her custody of them during Christmas break in 2010.
Observation:
She wants 5000 to have a nanny? Try being a mother first! People in the real world don’t need nannies. Step up to the plate and raise your own children! Dam women always about the money….
Obviously she was only upset about her credit card being cut-off, F-her these women wonder why Black Men choose to leave Black Women alone once they get a little positive lifestyle, He’s a part of the child’s life you women are so quick to try and keep Men from seeing there children-They are not property for you to take away.
She needs to be reminded that those are HIS kids just as much as they are HERS. I hate the attitude that so many women have that they have more rights with children than their father does. Interesting that this article is totally one sided. Could it be that she is ticked off over the Saks account more than anything else? I do believe that both parties should abide by the court rulings but maybe he has. Maybe they have both broken them.
Notes:
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: WOULD YOU MARRY FOR MONEY?
How about $18M for 72 days!
KIM did!
The upside of being a reality star is that it’s possible to monetize every move you make, no matter how mundane or common it may be, especially if you’re a Kardashian. The downside is that it means that every move you make is also fodder for intense public speculation, especially if you’re a Kardashian. That family has televised and cashed in on so many aspects of their lives that it’s now hard to tell just what their aim — and sincerity level — is following the news that Kim is divorcing Kris Humphries, but as the symbols of a new evolution (devolution?) in entertainment, it’s certainly worth speculating about.
‘This was not an easy decision’: Kim Kardashian files for divorce from Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage (that’s $250,000 earned every 24 hours)
Kim releases statement and insists ‘we still remain friends’
Kris ‘only found out Kim was filing for divorce a few hours ago’
He is ‘devastated’ and wants to fight to save marriage
Couple made a reported $18m from August wedding
Reality star tweets to plug new business venture
Kim’s sisters Kourtney and Khloe rush to show their support on Twitter
E! could pull re-runs of Kim & Kris’s Fairytale wedding
Kim Kardashian has spoken out in the wake of the bombshell news she is divorcing Kris Humphries, insisting she had hoped the marriage would ‘last forever’.
The 31-year-old reality star said it was ‘not an easy decision’ after filing for divorce from NBA star Kris, 26, after just 72 days of marriage on the grounds of ‘irreconcilable differences’.
In a statement to E! - which screens her TV show - Kim said: ‘After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision.
‘I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.’
Kris, meanwhile, says he is devastated by Kim’s decision, with TMZ claiming he only learnt she was divorcing him this morning.
‘I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents,’ he said in a statement via his representative.
Marriage Timeline
November 2010: Kim Kardashian starts dating basketball player Kris Humphries after spotting him at a New Jersey Nets game towards the end of filming the first series of spin-off reality show Kourtney & Kim Take New York. ‘I’m having a lot of fun with him,’ she tells People.
May 18 2011: After just six months of dating, Kris proposes to Kim in the bedroom of her Los Angeles home, spelling out the words: ‘Will you marry me?’ in red rose petals on the floor, and arranging candles in hearts around the room. A 16.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond engagement ring worth a rumored $2 million sealed the deal. ‘Words can’t describe how happy we are,’ Kim tells E! News.
June 2011: Kris joins the Kardashians for a family trip to tropical Bora Bora where he and Kim witness stepfather Bruce and mother Kris Jenner renewing their marriage vows.
August 20 2011: Kim and Kris tie the knot in Montecito, California in a $10 million ceremony captured by the E! Online cameras for a two-part reality wedding special
August 21 2011: The newlyweds get away for a week-long honeymoon at Italy’s Amalfi coast. ‘Our honeymoon was so perfect,’ Kim told Us magazine
October 20 2011: Reports surface that the marriage is on the rocks after Kris is spotted out in New York without his wedding ring.
October 21 2011: Kim and Kris put on a united front as they celebrate Kim’s 31st birthday together in New York
October 31 2011: Kim and Kris announce they are to divorce after just 72 hours of marriage
Others with Kim:
Damon Thomas (2000-2004)
The 19-year-old Kim marries the music producer in a Las Vegas ceremony but the pair divorce four years later, with Kim accusing Damon of physical and emotional abuse in the divorce papers, which he denies.
Ray J (2006-2007)
Then just a Hollywood stylist, Kim finds fame with Brandy’s younger brother after their sex tape is leaked, with Vivid Entertainment buying it for $1 million back in 2007. She becomes a household name and Keeping up with the Kardashians begins airing on E!
Nick Lachey (2006)
Kim has a brief unconfirmed fling with the TV presenter and singer, after his split from wife Jessica Simpson. ‘They’re sweet on each other,’ a source tells People.
Reggie Bush (2007-2010)
Kim dates American footballer Reggie Bush on and off for three years with the Kardashian reality show cameras capturing plenty of their relationship drama. They finally call it quits in September 2009.
Miles Austin (2010)
Her romance with the Dallas Cowboys American Football star fizzles out after a few months with the couple unable to manage a long distance relationship
Gabriel Aubry (2010)
Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend is spotted out and about with Kim following his break up from the Oscar winner, but the romance is over after just a month.
Best Analysis:
The boogie woogie just does not quit!
Notes:
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: VERY SHORT MARRIAGES
Kim Kardashian is reportedly filing for divorce merely 72 days after marrying Kris Humphries in a $18 million, highly-publicized ceremony on August 20, 2011 showcasing the beginning and start of the end regarding the couple’s boogie woogie. Nearly 500 guests attended the star-studded nuptials, which were televised on E! in a 2-day special.
Two months later, the couple is calling it quits, but they aren’t the first celebrity newlyweds to split soon after tying the knot. In fact, these eight stars, who filed for divorce less than a month after they got hitched, make Kim and Kris’ marriage look positively enduring by comparison.
So what, they are not he only ones
Mario Lopez and Ali Landry dated for six years before tying the knot in Puerto Vallarta in April 2004. Less than two weeks after the ceremony, the couple split amidst rumors of Lopez’s infidelity. The Extra host recently confessed his indiscretion to Sirius radio host Howard Stern. It was my bachelor party,
he said February 2011. That was a situation where I was not mature and man enough…
Landry told Parent Dish in August 2010 that their short-lived marriage was the worst thing that ever happened to me. I have never been betrayed by somebody like that,
she said.
In March 1994, 19-year-old Drew Barrymore wed bar-owner Jeremy Thomas in his Los Angeles bar. The impromptu nuptials came as such a surprise to Barrymore’s then Bad Girls co-stars Andie MacDowell, Mary Stuart Masterson, and Madeleine Stowe that they did not have time to get the newlyweds gifts. The pair split 19 days later.
Odd couple Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra got married in November 1998 at the Little Chapel of the Flowers in Las Vegas. Nine days later, Rodman filed for annulment, claiming he was of unsound mind
when the pair wed. They reconciled soon after, only to divorce again six months later. In August 2006, following Electra’s second divorce from rocker Dave Navarro, Rodman told Star magazine that he was the reason for the split. Carmen called me six months ago,
he said. She told me I was the love of her life and she wished we’d stuck together.
Three days after finalizing her divorce from Sonny Bono, Cher married rocker Gregg Allman in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony. One Sunday morning I woke up and she said, ‘I got this Lear jet and Nevada ain’t too far away. Why don’t we get married?’
Allman has said. Merely nine days later, Cher—fed up with Allman’s drug and alcohol abuse—filed to dissolve the marriage. The couple reconciled but ultimately divorced again three years later after Cher gave birth to their son, Elijah Blue.
Dennis Hopper married his second wife, Mamas and Papas singer Michelle Phillips, in 1970. Their brief union lasted eight days. According to the Daily Mail, Hopper woke up so stoned the morning after their wedding that he didn’t recognize his new bride. Phillips has said that she divorced him because of his sexual demands, and told Vanity Fair that she was subjected to excruciating
treatment while with the actor.
Less than 55 hours after tying the knot with childhood friend Jason Alexander at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas, Britney Spears’ lawyers filed for an annulment. It was just crazy, man,
Alexander told Access Hollywood following the brief nuptials. We were just looking at each other and said, ‘Let’s do something wild, crazy. Let’s go get married, just for the hell of it.
In December 2010, Alexander told Star magazine that Spears had confided in him that her current boyfriend—Jason Trawick—was abusing her. Spears and her reps adamantly denied the allegation.
In 1982, Zsa Zsa Gabor married her eight husband Felipe de Alba before her divorce from seventh husband Michael O’Hara was finalized. The marriage was annulled one day later.
The pair didn’t make it to the altar for the second time because he bored me,
Gabor told The Chronicle Telegram in 1982. He’s a playboy and I’m a hard working actress.
Mike Tyson’s ex-wife Robin Givens married her tennis instructor Svetozar Marinkovic in 1997 and separated from him that same day. Marinkovic later told reporters that the marriage lasted seven minutes.
Notes:
BOOGIE WOOGIE III: PATERNO CAUGHT UP
Paterno caught up in PENN State’s Boogie Woogie, Wow! Students rallied behind Paterno, but coach’s support eroded
From a teary-eyed Matt Millen, to an irate LaVar Arrington, to a stunned Derek Moye, Penn State players—past and current—were struggling to get their minds and emotions around a salacious sex abuse scandal that was threatening to bring down one of the game’s greatest coaches and the program he built.
Support was fading fast for Joe Paterno, and where it hasn’t eroded, questions about what the coach could have or should have done to stop an alleged sexual predator swarm.
A high-ranking Penn State official told The Associated Press that the university’s board of trustees appeared divided on what should be Paterno’s fate, and a decision would be made before the board officially met. Meanwhile, The New York Times cited unnamed sources saying that Paterno would be forced out within days or weeks once the boogie woogie came to light.
The board announced in a statement that it would appoint a special committee to conduct an investigation into the circumstances
surrounding the indictments of Jerry Sandusky, athletic director Tim Curley and vice president Gary Schultz. The committee would be appointed scheduled meeting, which Gov. Tom Corbett said he had planned to attend, and would examine what failures occurred and who was responsible and what measures were necessary to ensure
similar mistakes weren’t made in the future, according to the statement. The board also promised those responsible would be held fully accountable.
We are committed to restoring public trust in the university,
the board statement concluded.
Update:
A potential ninth victim has contacted authorities to say that former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky sexually abused him, according to The Patriot-News of Harrisburg.
Lt. David Young told the AP on Tuesday that a man, now an adult, contacted the sate police on Sunday after seeing media reports of Sandusky’s arrest.
Young said the man, who is in his 20s, spoke to investigators. He told them he knew Sandusky through The Second Mile charity and never told his parents or authorities about the alleged incidents that happened 10 years ago.
Best Analysis:
The boogie woogie just does not quit!
Update:
In the frenzied hours after the Penn State Board of Trustees announced that Joe Paterno was being relieved of his duties as football coach effective immediately, students in State College took to the streets in support of the former coach while college football analysts around the country sought to place his fall from grace in perspective.
Several hours earlier, Paterno had issued an independent statement, revealing his own intention to retire after the season. Clearly, the Board of Trustees felt Paterno needed to go sooner for his complicity in — or, at least, his indifference toward — the heinous sexual assaults allegedly committed by former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky.
With Paterno’s career having come to a sudden, inglorious conclusion and Beaver Canyon overrun with students, some whom flipped two television news trucks, it seemed that Penn State had reached its nadir. Perhaps not! The boogie woogie and the plot thicken…
Shockingly, there are reports that even more depraved details about the sexual crimes allegedly committed by Sandusky will be revealed in the coming days. As the quasi-riots shook the Penn State campus late Wednesday evening and early Thursday morning,
Rumors:
I can give you a rumor and I can give you something I think might happen,
Madden said on the radio. I hear there’s a rumor that there will be a more shocking development from the Second Mile Foundation — and hold on to your stomachs, boys, this is gross, I will use the only language I can — that Jerry Sandusky and Second Mile were pimping out young boys to rich donors. That was being investigated by two prominent columnists even as I speak.
The other thing I think that may eventually become uncovered, and I talked about this in my original article back in April, is that I think they’ll find out that Jerry Sandusky was told that he had to retire in exchange for a cover-up,
said Madden during his Thursday morning radio appearance. If you look at the timeline, that makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?
Wow! The boogie woogie just does not quit! Especially, if the rumors are true!
Best Analysis:
To all the people out there that are completely devastated by the Joe Paterno firing
- all the huge Penn State football fans crowding outside Joe’s door with support, STOP for a moment and think of the message you are sending all those children who survived abuse by Sandusky and the entire coaching staff, think of the children who lives have been altered in ways we can’t imagine, who will not grow up to be the adults they were supposed to be
Every time you look at Joe Paterno, Sandusky and all the other staff that covered up the abuse - Put a child’s picture in your mind - perhaps your own child - and ask yourself If my child was being abused, would I want EVERYONE to just look away?
Look at the cost of college these days! Look at the time it is now taking kids to get a four year degree! Look at the number of kids who fail to attain that degree – ESPECIALLY THOSE INVOLVED IN SPORTS! Look at the number of soft degrees they are receiving once they do graduate! And finally, look at the debt they acquire at the end of their college careers! For Pete’s sake, student loans now exceed credit card debt! One has to ask the question: Where is the intellectual honesty with these institutions of higher learning? What are the presidents doing – other than soliciting for more donations?
There are boards of trustees and boards of regents who need to do some serious soul searching,