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    Confessions of a Limousine Chauffeur
    Confessions of a Limousine Chauffeur
    Confessions of a Limousine Chauffeur
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    Confessions of a Limousine Chauffeur

    By Carmen V. Stern

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    The interesting thing about this author is her ability to write about both fiction and non fiction in a way that allows the reader to see Carmen as the character who manages to get herself into all kinds of predicaments. You'll be laughing, crying and wincing as you take this journey with her in her limousine. In reality, Carmen is a brilliant author, accomplished dance instructor and talented woman.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateJul 13, 2011
    ISBN9781463428105
    Confessions of a Limousine Chauffeur
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    Carmen V. Stern

    About The Author The interesting thing about this author is her ability to write about both fiction and non fiction in a way that allows the reader to see Carmen as the character who manages to get herself into all kinds of predicaments. Youll be laughing, crying and wincing as you take this journey with her in her limousine. In reality, Carmen is a brilliant author, accomplished dance instructor and talented woman.

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      Confessions of a Limousine Chauffeur - Carmen V. Stern

      © 2011 by Carmen V. Stern. All rights reserved.

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

      First published by AuthorHouse 06/21/2011

      ISBN: 978-1-4634-2811-2 (sc)

      ISBN: 978-1-4634-2810-5 (ebk)

      Printed in the United States of America

      Any people depicted in stock imagery provided by Thinkstock are models, and such images are being used for illustrative purposes only.

      Certain stock imagery © Thinkstock.

      Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

      Contents

      INTRODUCTION

      CHAPTER ONE

      Chapter Two

      Chapter Three

      Chapter Four

      Chapter Five

      Chapter Six

      Chapter Seven

      Chapter Eight

      INTRODUCTION

      I can think of a hundred different times, dates and occasions when I would have liked to be surprised with a limousine. On my 30th birthday … on my 40th birthday. when I became a grandmother., or how about just a good special occasion!

      I love my husband dearly, but his timing for gifts is awful. I had just gotten a new job working as a Spanish teacher in a private school and on the second day of school I came down with the worst flu. It was flu season in November. This bout with the flu lasted me 7 weeks; 3 of which I was in bed, flat on my back. It was the 3rd week of my flu that I got this great surprise. Any other time I would have been running and jumping, but it was all I could do to create energy for myself to sit up in bed!

      At first; when I got the news, I thought my husband was just kidding with me to get me to look lively again, but I knew it was for real when he told me we needed to drive to Tacoma to pick it up from the seller. I knew that he would not have me drive to Tacoma as poorly as I was feeling with my bones feeling like cracked ice. But it was for real and so off we went.

      We arrived and the car was just beautiful and classic. It was just a dream car. This was a 1989 Lincoln 105 inch stretch limousine, with burgundy velvet seats. The body was in wonderful condition but looking like it needed a woman’s touch. My husband had bought it for $6,000.00 and for what we could see it looked like it was well worth it. The seller told me that this car had come from Beverly Hills and I could see that by the tag on the metal. He also told me that John Candy (now deceased) was a frequent client of this car as also Bob Hope and Sophia Loren had been a couple of times.

      After my husband finalized the paperwork and the keys were in my hand I began to be a little nervous about driving such a long car home, but I reminded myself that I have driven a 26 foot long U-haul up the side of a mountain in snow, at night. If I could do that, I could certainly get this limo home on the freeway. And I did. It was a little scary but I would soon be backing this long long car down my driveway as if I had been doing it all my life.

      While driving home, I thought to myself so what exactly are the things I can do with this car?

      The realities were about to begin..

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