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    Johnnie's Cars Beard Morphologies Brown Pathologies: Edited by Tim Chea
    Johnnie's Cars Beard Morphologies Brown Pathologies: Edited by Tim Chea
    Johnnie's Cars Beard Morphologies Brown Pathologies: Edited by Tim Chea
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    Johnnie's Cars Beard Morphologies Brown Pathologies: Edited by Tim Chea

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    Conversations with Gary Beard solidified all the subjects in between Cars and Brown Pathologies. Captain Beard birthed Latitude Hook and button Gwinnet hall and Walton concepts from book one. K. Brown was born right in a cubicle near Johns Creek, Georgia. Pathologies is her anthology. Johnnie Edwards already wrote a book about engine oil. Tim Chea sits in a cubicle one row over from me. He is a fighter from the Philippines. He used to wake up 3:30 AM every morning to train. We talked about mixed martial arts a lot. Morphologies and pathologies touch on homelessness, a pandemic to the USA Scriptural background for homelessness and the path toward it comes from Mathew 19:12 No Mackenzie art in book two. Maybe next time. For whats not included in books one and two, you can still find on Google. I had one article named The Pedestrian but I did not post it due to prior work from Ray Bradbury. Now that would have been presumptuous.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateMar 21, 2012
    ISBN9781475900668
    Johnnie's Cars Beard Morphologies Brown Pathologies: Edited by Tim Chea
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    TSKEENE

    Trevor Randal Skeene was born in Saint John’s Episcopal hospital which has since been torn down. Brooklyn used to cry, “County of Kings!” Now's it’s Kingsborough. Flatbush is now East New York. Shout outs go to Herbert Randal and ETHNE Harris for thirty years in the BK and another thirty in Florida. Thanks to Jewel Rupert for the Lilith idea; that would be the nucleus for brown recluse (the anti PORN).

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      Johnnie's Cars Beard Morphologies Brown Pathologies - TSKEENE

      The Jesus Walk

      A very sharp brother from the apostolic holiness church who helped me resuscitate my 1995 Saturn for the second time in John’s creek Georgia had me thinking why I was the one to maintain a job. My wife being available for my ten year old and three year old was more important than her job which she lost four months ago. My questions concerning the job and the car were answered at once. Then I realized again we do not use the land enough to provide for our own food. And except for my wife I was notorious for putting retail businesses out of business meaning if I were a farmer I would have no need to go to Kroger as much as I do. Big lots long surpassed Kroger with aftermarket retail items for my family. Were it not for health insurance there would almost be no need for work hypothetically moving the need for John’s creek Georgia out of our lives. And if I could convince a wife and two daughters to accept the simple life we could leave the state of Georgia altogether. The Jesus walk is more like living homeless than anything else. When we were young we went camping. Digging a latrine, roughing it carrying gallons of water at eight pounds apiece were all a part of growing up. KOA camps and restrooms funded by the department of parks and recreation were all middle class getaways tucked into the backs of our minds that life like this would be weekends or summer vacation and not an everyday occurrence. Throw in some tracts and you have a homeless person. We camped and we backpacked without thinking about showers. Dirt collected under our fingernails until we stopped trying to dig it out. We did not waste gallons of water using bars of soap and body washes competing against the size of our hot water heaters sitting and meditating or standing and daydreaming while the hot water for our entire living space ran out. And we did not miss it. We were just glad to get back to our amenities when it was all over. The experience shrunk our lifespan none.

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