Oh, Hell: Funny Insights into a Strange Place We Call Hell
By T. R. Granville and J. L. Ritchie
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FUNNIEST NEW BOOK
BY EVERYONE
WHEN YOUR CLOSET DOOR CREAKS OPEN IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, RUN. BECAUSE I HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT IT IS
TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET THEY SAY, NOW
THAT'S GOT TO HURT. THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU
CAN BE CARRIED INTO HELL.
IF YOU HAVE EVER SAID, SEE YOU IN HELL YOU
SHOULD READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK.
WHEN YOU HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, IT'S NOT
YOUR HEAD, IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S.
T. R. Granville
T.R. Granville, has been making people laugh for years and lately has been putting his humor in to print. Humor has always played a key role in his life and he is currently writing several more book’s. He lives in Colorado. J. L. Ritchie, Born in Canada and grew up in Southern California. She lives in Colorado and is currently working on her second book.
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Oh, Hell - T. R. Granville
Copyright © 2012 by T. R. Granville and J. L. Ritchie.
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Contents
Acknowledgments
1 Stuff about Hell
2 More Stuff on Hell
3 A Little Bit More on Hell
4 A Hell of a Bit More Stuff
5 Wow! There’s Still More Stuff
6 More Hell to Contend With
7 Oh, Hell! The End!
BeerMartiniFlames%20copy.jpgTo all my family who actually put me through hell several times.
—T. R. Granville
To all my friends
who drove me to the devil’s brew. Guess what? It worked.
—J. L. Ritchie
Acknowledgments
To all the waiters and waitresses who had to put up with our laughing and carrying on during the writing and spilling of drinks.
To