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    Jokes Guaranteed to Put a Smile on Me
    Jokes Guaranteed to Put a Smile on Me
    Jokes Guaranteed to Put a Smile on Me
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    Jokes Guaranteed to Put a Smile on Me

    By Josh Gunter

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    My goal in writing a Joke Book for people of all ages is to bring back true, simple, hilarious, funny and fun jokes that have been lost somewhere.
    It makes me happy and touches my heart to see someone smile when I tell them a joke and I can tell that I have helped them have a better day.
    Since I was six years old, Ive spent a lot of my life in hospitals and doctors offices hoping and praying that my seizures would be controlled, my memory would improve and that I could have a normal life like my friends. But, Ive learned that sometimes you have to wait for good things to happen, not be in a rush and never give up.
    It has taken me about 12 years of time and lots of research to finish my book and have it printed. It is a dream come true for me and I believe it will make you smile! ?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateSep 11, 2012
    ISBN9781477241622
    Jokes Guaranteed to Put a Smile on Me
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    Josh Gunter

    Joshua Gunter, who is now thirty years old, was a precocious and intelligent little boy, who contracted encephalitis at age six and nearly lost his life. After spending a month in the hospital, often teetering between life and death, he returned home to us with a severe seizure disorder and many neurological challenges. In the intervening years and in spite of modern medicine, specialist consultations and procedures done in hospitals east and west, Joshua has never been seizure free. However, in spite of the many daily challenges, he graduated from high school and has accomplished many goals. Josh was the Golf Olympic Gold Medalist for 2 years in a row and he had a little golf business on the side where he found, polished and sold golf balls. A couple years ago, Josh decided that he wanted to write a Joke Book and his goal was to have it published. Josh has devoted many hundreds of hours in research, writing and editing in an effort to accomplish this goal.

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      Jokes Guaranteed to Put a Smile on Me - Josh Gunter

      © 2012 by Josh Gunter. All rights reserved.

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

      Published by AuthorHouse 09/06/2012

      ISBN: 978-1-4772-4161-5 (sc)

      ISBN: 978-1-4772-4162-2 (e)

      Library of Congress Control Number: 2012912433

      Any people depicted in stock imagery provided by Thinkstock are models,

      and such images are being used for illustrative purposes only.

      Certain stock imagery © Thinkstock.

      Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

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