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    Shi**Y Limericks: #1 When It Comes to #2
    Shi**Y Limericks: #1 When It Comes to #2
    Shi**Y Limericks: #1 When It Comes to #2
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    Shi**Y Limericks: #1 When It Comes to #2

    By Anthony Gerbasio

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    There comes a point in the day for everyone where they just need to sit and let it all out. This book is the perfect accompaniment to those times. I took the time-honored concept of the limerick and put together a collection all revolving around the stuff that revolves around the inside of your toilet.

    Take little look and have a good laugh, because laughter is the best medicine...even for constipation!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateJan 23, 2013
    ISBN9781481705295
    Shi**Y Limericks: #1 When It Comes to #2
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    Anthony Gerbasio

    Everyone has heard the same old "There once was a man from Nantucket" limericks. Some are funny, others are not. I took that concept and ran with it about a topic that every single person on Earth is familiar with: Poop. I excelled at creative writing in high school and college and I like to make people laugh...it seemed like the perfect combination for this. I used to tell my wife about the limericks I came up with, and she told me that I should put them to paper and try to make something of them, so here they are. When I'm not writing, I enjoy martial arts, video games, cooking, and spending time with my wife at our home in NJ.

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