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    Cormo Schmormo
    Cormo Schmormo
    Cormo Schmormo
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    Cormo Schmormo

    By Cormac G. McDermott

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    This book is a very creative work. In it the author sets a different scene before writing a dialogue between people, which ends in a very humorous joke or punch line.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTrafford Publishing
    Release dateSep 13, 2013
    ISBN9781490714097
    Cormo Schmormo
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    Cormac G. McDermott

    Cormac G. McDermott is a comic genius. I attained an honours Bachelor of Arts degree in economics during 1994 and then a Master’s degree in economic science a year later at University College, Dublin. Between 1996 and 2002, I worked in insurance, banking and asset management. I have been writing comedy for over a decade. Some of my previously published works include ‘Look!..The Chuckle Book!’, ‘The Comical Macker’, ‘Cormo Schmormo’, ‘Skits Blitz’, ‘Scritti Is Witty’ and ‘Love A Dub Dove’. I live in Dublin, Ireland.

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      Cormo Schmormo - Cormac G. McDermott

      Cormo

      Schmormo

      Cormac G. McDermott BA MEconSc

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      © Copyright 2013 Cormac G. McDermott BA MEconSc.

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the written prior permission of the author.

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      978-1-4907-1408-0 (sc)

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      978-1-4907-1409-7 (e)

      Trafford rev. 09/10/2013

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      CHAPTER 1

      Comedy Sketches

      SCENE FROM A FOOTBALL TEAM’S DRESSING ROOM BEFORE A GAME IN DUBLIN—NEW PLAYER WHO WANTS TO MAKE HIMSELF POPULAR AMONGST HIS NEW TEAM-MATES HEARS A RUMOUR THAT THE CAPTAIN HAS A MASSIVE SCROTUM.

      MACKER: Hey Joxer, I heard your ‘bags’ are so big that when you retire from playing you are going to become the first team’s kit man!

      THERE IS A SLIGHT CHUCKLE FROM AROUND THE DRESSING ROOM.

      JOXER: Ha ha, Macker. Fancy yourself as a comedian as well as a striker, do you?

      MACKER: I do actually, Joxer. I’ve heard that not only are your ‘bags’ around your knees. Just lie you on your back, fill your ‘bags’ up with hot air and you’d have Phileas Fogg ‘Around The World In 79 Days’!

      THE DRESSING ROOM ERUPTS WHILE JOXER BEGINS TO LIGHTEN UP AND SEE THE FUNNY SIDE. THEY ALL PROCEED TO START CHANGING INTO THEIR NEW HOME STRIP. JOXER IS STANDING THERE IN HIS BRIEFS.

      MACKER: What I’ve been told is true, Joxer. I tell ya, if my old head-master walked in here in a Gestapo out-fit we all couldn’t focus on more of a ‘b*llocks’!

      THE DRESSING ROOM ERUPTS

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