They're Just Boobs...Get over It!
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Tresa Lynn Bowlin
Tresa is an avid reader of selfhelp books and has been writing poetry since high school where she recieved awards for her writing assignments. She also wrote about her experiences during a 350 mile biketour for Habitat for Humanity in 2006. Her most recent poetry has been printed in local church magazines. Tresa currently lives in Indiana but she also lived in Texas for a couple years of high school. She works for a billion dollar coffee company. She loves people and has never met a stranger.....but put her in front of a crowd to speak and she freaks out. Tresa's life motto. " Keep laughing...it sure beats the heck out of crying".
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They're Just Boobs...Get over It! - Tresa Lynn Bowlin
They're Just Boobs…
Get over it!
Boobs and the more important things in life
Tresa Lynn Bowlin
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Published by AuthorHouse 04/09/2013
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Contents
Note to Reader
Introduction
Ice Breaker: Mammogram or vice grip
How I Came to Write This Book (Maddie)
Wardrobe Malfunction
Memory Lane
Boys Will Be Boys
Odd Insecurities
Confidence Speaks Volumes
Double Standards
Boob Job
Milking Time
Sarah Laughed
Common Bond
Modern Day Heroes
Badge of Courage
Greatest Love Story Ever Told… Includes Boobs
Yeah, Menopause!
It’s An Illusion
Midlife Crisis—Or Not
Be a Rebel—Not Delusional
Fun Little Facts
Mark We Leave
Acknowledgements
About Women
But
Not for Women Only
We all have a common bond—Boobs
Women have boobs and
Men like Boobs
Note to Reader
Dear Reader:
This book does not include inappropriate material. You’ll find nothing distasteful or immoral. The attraction of boobs has been clearly evident since they ever existed. The way I see it is, if boobs can be mentioned in the Bible, sure it is ok. So, lighten up a little as you read.
You’ll be surprised to catch yourself laughing.
I hope you become more content with yourself. Who doesn’t need that?!
Introduction
We all have stories or incidents in our