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A Tour of the Horizon
A Tour of the Horizon
A Tour of the Horizon
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These stories were originally published in the Tico Times, Costa Ricas English Language newspaper, and are published here by permission.
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Release dateDec 15, 2015
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    A Tour of the Horizon - Jack O'Brien

    Copyright © 2015 by Jack O’Brien. 540017

    ISBN: Softcover     978-1-4931-6866-8

    Hardcover     978-1-4931-6865-1

    EBook     978-1-4931-6867-5

    All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner.

    This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

    Rev. date: 12/15/2015

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    Table of Contents

    A TOUR OF THE HORIZON

    SAVERS AND SPENDERS

    TELL ME WHERE TRUE BEAUTY LIES

    THE TAIL OF THE DOG

    THE SOLARI PHENOMENON

    A PEECE OF WORK

    THE SPECIALIST’S SPECIALIST

    THAT PUSHY EGG

    DITHERING DENOUNCED

    LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

    THE FUDGE FACTOR

    FUTURE SHOCK

    THE GOLDEN GIRL FROM COUNTY CLARE

    THE END OF THE AFFAIR

    KNOWLEDGE VERSUS BELIEF

    NOT TALKING ABOUT TOBRUK

    THE APOTHEOSIS OF PERCY

    A DRUG ON THE MARKET

    UNBUNKING HISTORY

    ODIOUS COMPARISONS

    SO WHO’S RUNNING THE JOINT ANYWAY?

    A TOUR OF THE HORIZON

    We used to get a bonus for interviewing Charles de Gaulle, because it was generally recognized as the supreme test of a reporter’s stamina. In his second presidency, during the Algerian crisis, Le Grand Charles, Master of Public Relations, formed the habit of summoning a dozen of us every fortnight to his home at Colombey- les- Deux- Eglises, political weather permitting.

    The format was invariable. For the first hour, La France Lui-Meme or just Himself as we called him gave his celebrated Tour de l’Horizon in which he pronounced his views on everything happening during the previous fortnight. Nothing escaped his scrutiny, from bloody revolution from bloody revolution in Africa to the birth of a two-headed sheep in the nearby village. And if you were caught taking a quiet nap in the back seat, you were hustled out, never to return to Colombey-les-deux-Eglises.

    But if you survived the Tour unscathed, the following question period was downright thrilling. Every reporter had his sixty seconds, the answers were concise and illuminating, and no one ever left disappointed. I was so enthralled by these sessions that the phrase Tour de l’Horizon stuck in my mind, and now it seems to me to have an even wider significance than we allowed it then. Let me explain.

    As a new-born babe, your horizon is virtually infinite, meaning that potentially you can do or be virtually anything you want. Then as you begin to show signs of intelligence, your parents will spend much time mapping out your future for you. At some stage you will realize that the glorious horizon they have assigned you is beyond your modest powers. President, Great Leader and so on all sound very grand, but obviously you have to be a bit screwy to deliberately aim at that level.

    Accordingly, you reduce your horizon to the radius of your area of comfort. But eventually you learn the ropes and begin to understand just how much help you’re going to need and just what load of political debt you’re willing to carry if you’re ever going to amount to more than a popcorn fart. . If you are lucky and choose your godfathers carefully you might even extend your horizon to something near your parents’ dream, and get to be known internationally. But most of us are content just to to be recognized on our home town’s Main Street, and our horizon is defined thereby.

    Then when you retire, your horizon is described by the number of lives you have touched, the number who remember your name, preferably with pleasure. Then eventually, irrespective of fame or fortune, you

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