Outta My Mind: Poems from the Other Side of Sanity
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Relax, let your central processing unit take a field trip, and indulge in some of the witty cynicism, playful banter, and touching themes DeMarchi conjures up in Outta My Mind.
Affection
Do you know exactly, how to measure affection?
I myself have conjured theories.
At first, I measured it in units of smiles per second,
Then laughs per day, squared.
But finally, I realized it was simple.
It is a ratio,
Of me, to you.
Armando DeMarchi
Armando DeMarchi is a poet, musician, and a dreamer. He is a two-time Tough Mudder and president of his local IEEE chapter. He studied electrical engineering at the County College of Morris and currently resides at home in New Jersey.
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Outta My Mind - Armando DeMarchi
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Contents
Crush
Affection
Different
Aggression
Alone
Angel
Anomaly
Appreciation
As Time Presses On
Assurance
Be Calm
Bluesy
Burred
But Who Would Care
Cat
Cherry Tree
Courtly Judgment
Cryptonite
Disease
Do Over
Don’t
Doorway
Drunkard
Elevator
Expectations
Father
Fear
Feel
Final Testimony
Fluidity Line
Goodbye, For Now
Hatton
Hidden
Home
I (Verb) You!
Just Whoreable
Keep On Rollin’
Lake
Leaves!
Liar
Mental Warfare
Fucking Mike
Misery
Mother’s Candle
My Beloved
My soul is not beautiful
One
Outta My Mind
Paper Airplanes
Perfect
Pete the Cow
Rest in Peace
Sandwich
Scars
Science
Seeking
Shower
Sister
Snowman
Sorry
Spittin’ Truth
Spoken Word
Talk
Teacher
The Chair
The Engineer
The girl and the other
The Hill
The Soldier
They
This Poem
Try Again
Wake up
Walk
Wanted
Weights
What comes next?
Winter.
You and I
This one’s for you
Your own demise
Alexithyma
Always
Ants
Bed
Don’t love the world
Happy?
Have Faith
I am so frightened
Learn
No
Numb3rs
There He Goes
Unimpressed
When I Breathe
Applause
Thanks
Regroup
Syntax Error
Vex
For Mama Tina, and for you
Crush
You are my crush.
I know, it’s childish.
But I want to crush you so hard.
I want you work as a butcher all day and on your way home fall in piranha infested waters.
I want to fill your cars gas tank with melted crayons
I want to tie you to a wall and play dodge ball with porcupines.
I would love for you to stub your toe on a rusted garden hoe.
I hope you make a wish on a wish bone and when you win, the other person gets your wish.
I want to make you eat an entire bag of pretzels and give you nothing to drink.
You’re my crush.
It’s childish, I know.
Affection
Do you know exactly, how to measure affection?
I myself have conjured theories.
At first, I measured it in units of smiles per second,
Then laughs per day, squared.
But finally, I realized it was simple.
It is a ratio,
Of me, to you.
Different
If you have the audacity,
Tenacity,
To be different-
The mental capacity,
To inspire monumental rhapsody,
Then go out now and