A Fly in the Ointment
By Pete Galea
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When things seem to be going smoothly, life throws you a curve ball.
Life is hard enough to negotiate. Just when you think you have it figured out, there’s always something that gets in your way. Some irritating little (or possibly large) thing that refuses to be ignored and spoils your plans.
A collection of short stories that cover the ups and downs of life – with some unusual and unexpected outcomes.
Pete Galea
I write a bit but have found it hard to get published, so most of my work ends up locked in the cupboard with all the other skeletons. I’ve had three stories published in the Christmas Tales and Open House series of anthologies by Storm Cloud Publishing. A Fly in the Ointment is my first collection of stories. I really appreciate all the hard work the staff at Storm Cloud have put in to help me get this book out there for you to read. I hope you like it.
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A Fly in the Ointment - Pete Galea
A Fly in the Ointment
Pete Galea
A Fly in the Ointment
Text copyright (c) Pete Galea (2018)
ISBN: 978-1-925285-31-4 (Smashwords Edition)
This book is copyright. Apart from any fair dealing for the purpose of study, research, criticism, review or as otherwise permitted under the Copyright Act Australia 1968 and subsequent amendments, no part may be reproduced by any process without written permission.
Short Story collection
Contents
Teen Angst
I Arkst You a Question
Karaoke Barred
Tiffany
The New Job
First Impressions
Speed Dating
Retribution
The Mail
A Lump of Clay
A Fly in the Ointment
Whose Death is it Anyway?
About the Author
Teen Angst
She flicked her hair and looked my way. Was she looking at me? Or past me? Or not even looking? How many times do we look but not see? The brain instantly dismisses anything that is not relevant.
I shoved my hands deep into my trousers pockets and circled the toe of my shoe in the dirt. One flap of my shirt front was untucked. Did she like a guy with his shirt tucked in or left out? Does she think less of a guy who can’t make up his mind?
What would she ever see in me? I was just the guy who could explain your homework or fix your computer. I wasn’t the guy who threw a pigskin twenty yards for a touchdown. Did that make me any less?
In the eyes of everyone at high school – students and teachers alike – yes.
What did I have going for me? What did I have that would appeal to any girl?
She’s coming my way. Is that smile for me? I daren’t look behind to see who might be there because I’d just make a fool of myself. My throat’s dry. Only one part of me is not shaking and I have no control over that particular movement.
I’ll act cool. I’ll pretend she’s not looking at me and if she does, I’ll try not to act surprised.
She waves – she’s almost at me. I casually take one hand out of my pocket and raise it to my nose. I put my index finger to my glasses, even though they’re not sliding down, and push them back up the bridge of my nose.
She doesn’t stop; doesn’t look. She wafts past and her perfume intoxicates me. For the barest moment, I am a statue that could be blown over by the tiniest breath of air.
My heart, hopes and physiological responses drop until they’re crushed by my shoes on the asphalt. But I haven’t made a fool of myself. I’m not the laughing stock of high school. For today, that’s good enough.
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I Arkst You a Question
Hey.
The finger poked me sharply in the back. I ignored it, concentrating on the problem written on the whiteboard at the front of the room.
Hey. You gonna do my homework?
The finger jabbed harder, finding that tender spot between what little muscle was there and my spine. Nick Dumbarse – jock, girl magnet and complete moron. Probably the dumbest guy in school, he got by on his looks, his ability to charm teachers and the sporting trophies he’d won for the school.
Again, I ignored him.
Hey, Four Eyes.
Loud enough for the entire class to hear, the teacher didn’t bat an eyelid.
I arkst you a question.
I opened my hand and slammed my pen down onto the desk. I stood up, kicking my chair back in the process, pushed my glasses up my nose with a forefinger and turned around to face the biggest guy in the grade. The silence was deafening. Even the whiteboard marker ceased its squeaking.
"You can’t arks questions. You can’t arks anything. Arks in not a real word. The word is ask, you moron. Ask!"
I woke up in hospital. I don’t even know if I’d seen the fist coming. All I knew was that my nose ached and I couldn’t breathe through it, my face felt puffy and my vision was blurred. I turned my head. There was some sort of table beside me. I reached for the familiar blurry frames on it and attempted to put them on. One lens was missing, the other cracked. One side slid to sit behind my ear while the other stuck straight up through my hair.
Whatever happened to, ‘You