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    Rubina's Most Fabulous Year
    Rubina's Most Fabulous Year
    Rubina's Most Fabulous Year
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    Rubina's Most Fabulous Year

    By Sveta Rosa

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    To love yourself is all that truly matters.

    Chocolate and coffee addict, Rubina Avetisian is a chubby, 30-year-old virgin. She lives with her big family in a small apartment on Little Armenia Street in Hollywood California. While being recently fired from her job as a cashier, Rubina goes on a mission to find: the perfect boyfriend, get hired, and cut down on her chocolate and coffee addiction and lose weight. However, will Rubina reach all her goals? 

    A funny book about one girl's quest to finding the key to happiness.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSveta Rosa
    Release dateSep 18, 2018
    ISBN9781386040170
    Rubina's Most Fabulous Year

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      This is a darling book. What makes it so great is the concept that not everyone is perfect and not everyone or everything has to happen at the time that is most convenient to you. A book that is meaningful and has a big heart.

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    Rubina's Most Fabulous Year - Sveta Rosa

    Rubina’s Most   Fabulous Year

    Sveta Rosa

    This book is a work of fiction. All characters and events portrayed in this book are either fictitious or used fictitiously.

    Copyright © 2015, Sveta Rosa. All rights reserved.

    ISBN-13:

    978-1519149930

    ISBN-10:

    151914993X

    The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.

    Swedish Proverb

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    My most fabulous year started with a bang, literally. I was working in the local Wal-Mart as a cashier, as usual. Dead tired and dreadfully sleepy my idiotic, boss, Mr. Lee suddenly decided to have a friendly chat with me.

    Rubina Avetisian, your work ethic is very poor. You make mistakes constantly because you simply can’t count! You have a calculator but you can’t put 2+2 together to equal 4. For you they equal 10! This is impossible. Furthermore Rubina, due to the falling economy of our great nation I have to fire you. Rubina, you’re fired! Mr. Lee my crazy, asshole boss concluded.

    That was it, the bang that started the year for me. True, it was already February the 21st but until then I was sleeping. At least this woke me up. Fired from my only, real, job I had no money whatsoever. 

    So, I started my frantic job search with no success, yet. On top of all this it was already September and my life was getting worse by the hour.

    Dad please hurry up I really need to use the bathroom!

    This was me, Rubina, yelling from our tiny corridor of our tiny 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom apartment in Hollywood, California.

    Why don’t you go down the street and use a public toilette Rubina!

    My dad Mr. Avetisian hollered back clearly shitting

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