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    Chasing Butterflies
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    Chasing Butterflies

    By Brett Bastard

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    A long-forgotten memory creeps back into my consciousness after a 15-year dormancy. In an attempt to understand why, I embark on a journey through my childhood, trying to track the source of this memory and proof that anything about it is real. The chase continues with a humorous jaunt through a life I vaguely remember, a life of filmstrips, first kisses, and sparse parental supervision.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrett Bastard
    Release dateOct 17, 2018
    ISBN9780463612255
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    Chasing Butterflies
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    Brett Bastard

    Brett was born and raised in Colorado Springs, Colorado which speaks directly to what is wrong with him. He is an uneducated halfarser who has won no writing awards nor contests. He did however, email poorly structured rants to an email list for longer than was appropriate. Brett also authored a nearly yearlong menagerie of stream of consciousness buffoonery loosely based on dating in your 30's. This was until he knocked a woman up twice, which essentially sent him on a path of scrambling to keep a bunch of other humans alive. In his triumphant return to throwing ink down on tree flesh, Brett has scribbled out his memoirs, at first as a means to give the offspring something to remember him by. Not content with only punishing them with this written slideshow, he is now attempting to pummel the masses with it.

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