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    Chasing Friendship
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    Chasing Friendship

    By Brett Bastard

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    About this ebook

    The tale of one butterfly gives way to a quest to recall my first memory. From school days to family vacations, bullies and big brothers, crushes and crushings, this grade school adventure has a bit of everything. Relive the 80's from the perspective of a confused and bumbling latchkey kid just looking to chase down some friends.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrett Bastard
    Release dateOct 17, 2018
    ISBN9780463167632
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    Chasing Friendship
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    Brett Bastard

    Brett was born and raised in Colorado Springs, Colorado which speaks directly to what is wrong with him. He is an uneducated halfarser who has won no writing awards nor contests. He did however, email poorly structured rants to an email list for longer than was appropriate. Brett also authored a nearly yearlong menagerie of stream of consciousness buffoonery loosely based on dating in your 30's. This was until he knocked a woman up twice, which essentially sent him on a path of scrambling to keep a bunch of other humans alive. In his triumphant return to throwing ink down on tree flesh, Brett has scribbled out his memoirs, at first as a means to give the offspring something to remember him by. Not content with only punishing them with this written slideshow, he is now attempting to pummel the masses with it.

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