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    Cute Pussy Jokes
    Cute Pussy Jokes
    Cute Pussy Jokes
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    Cute Pussy Jokes

    By Wild Rose Cherry

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    Thinking back over the years, I haven't heard many sexual jokes about women that were tasteful. To each their own, but I like my work to be a misogyny-free zone. Mustering up my best humor skills, here are twenty-six jokes you can tell your friends. From groaners to ones that made me laugh out loud, I include all the good and borderline jokes I can recall. The jokes vary from the tastefully dirty to the just plain dirty. The word "twat" as an acronym? You wouldn't believe the punchline! Don't forget to check out my poetry sometime! Adult, ~900 words.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWild Rose Cherry
    Release dateOct 19, 2018
    ISBN9780463672495
    Cute Pussy Jokes
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    Wild Rose Cherry

    When not writing, I can be found daydreaming in my sunroom or painting my partner's splendid toenails. I like to write poetry and fiction that either titillate, provoke, or both. Much of what I put to paper is based on my personal experience and private fantasies - it's hard to distinguish between the two, even for me. My partner has a sweet little cat called Quigley, and she spends her time on my lap while I write. I don't know what matters more - our dreams, reality, or the transformation of dreams into reality. Quigley seems to know as she purrs away, but she can't say. That is why us humans spend so much time searching and creating - we want that elusive moment when our animal nature is in harmony with our intellects, and we can, for an instant, see through the eyes of the human animal. There is magic in the air all about us, if only we look for it.wildrosecherry@gmail.com

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