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    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Virtually Un-Splottable
    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Virtually Un-Splottable
    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Virtually Un-Splottable
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    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Virtually Un-Splottable

    By David Cathrine

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    Join Splot, the Floating Pink Blob as his world gets turned into a pixelated game world thanks to some correction fluid and a pen. Does the young pink blob have what it takes to battle these foes and get the world back to normal? Read on to find out!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDavid Cathrine
    Release dateNov 1, 2018
    ISBN9780463810965
    Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in: Virtually Un-Splottable
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    David Cathrine

    I was born in Edinburgh in 1986. I studied Visual Communication - New Media at Edinburgh's Telford College and I use the skills and knowledge gained there to help me illustrate some of my books. My other works include "The Year of the Snakes", "A Fishy Tail", "Bob Piercem's Perplexing Quest" and the "Splot, the Floating Pink Blob Short Story Compilations".

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      Splot, the Floating Pink Blob in - David Cathrine

      Splot the Floating Pink Blob in – Virtually Un-Splottable

      By David Cathrine

      Copyright 2018 David Cathrine

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      Splot the Floating Pink Blob in – Virtually Un-Splottable

      Deep in a lush, green forest full of trees were two characters. One looked like a dark blue pen, while the other appeared to be some blue correction fluid with a red cap.

      'I'm bored, Percival,’ the correction fluid said to the pen. ‘Could ya buy me a videa game, pretty please with sugar on top?'

      'What's a videa game, Calcifer?' the pen asked the correction fluid.

      'You know, it's like a video game, except with an a instead of an o.'

      'Instead of buying you one, I could make one and put you in it. We could use it as another scheme to stop Splot. You could be the mini boss.'

      'I could actually be in a videa game? Yaaaayyyy!!!'

      'Excellent! Now just give me a second to edit the script to make the changes.'

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      Meanwhile, a floating pink blob was, uh, floating in the same forest that Calcifer and Percival were in.

      'That looks like, um, a good picnic spot!' the pink blob said out loud as he floated over to a nice bit of greenery. 'Now to, um, eat! Nooooooommmmmm, um, nooooooommmmmm. Hey, um, my food suddenly became pixelated. That's, um, weird.'

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