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    Giddy Up Little Horsey: Arnold Spankergrüber Rides For President
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    Giddy Up Little Horsey: Arnold Spankergrüber Rides For President
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    Giddy Up Little Horsey: Arnold Spankergrüber Rides For President

    By Bill Orton

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    INITIAL RELEASE OF FIRST TWO CHAPTERS

    November 5th 2018 -- Tomorrow is Election Day

    GIDDY UP! LITTLE HORSEY! -- Arnold Spankergrüber Rides For President

    (Long Beach, CA) -- What happens when hate wins the White House, by dividing the people, and make Americans yell and get mad?

    Movie stars know that the only way to win in America is to make people laugh.

    Three comedians convince a rich dork to fund an absurd presidential campaign, not with political posturing and party machines, but by riding horses into the sunset and running ridiculous nightly ads before the major networks' nightly national news shows.

    Arnold Spankergrüber -- a former weightlifter-turned-movie-star-turned-politician -- makes fantastic things happen.

    Tom Funny Nice Man knows how to produce victory.

    That Jon Guy is just smart enough to give American voters the smile needed to flip the coin his way.

    But it takes a complete dork -- Larry van der Bix, who won $1.6 billion in the Mega-Million record-breaking jackpot -- who will fund the most absurd campaign Americans will ever see... and always remember.

    These opening chapters are the taste of Hollywood's "Three Caballeros" who stop yelling at each other just long enough to get on the little horseys and giddy up!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBill Orton
    Release dateNov 5, 2018
    ISBN9780463720707
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    Giddy Up Little Horsey: Arnold Spankergrüber Rides For President
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    Bill Orton

    Bill Orton is a writer, living in southern California. He spent 25 years working for politicians and organized labor, but, after a stroke, he became the luckiest soul in America, as now his only job title is "obscure novelist."

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