December 2018 (Side Quests, #3)
By Joe Rover
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“Greetings, one and all,” he said in a slightly high-pitched voice. “It is I, Captain Marty Magpie, the most feared pirate on the seven seas and in the seven skies. I am here to plunder you of your riches.”
Fill you stockings with tales and treats. From landmark thieves to a mystery surrounding a celebration ruined. The December adventures of “Sides Quests” will keep you warm during this holiday season. And if stories aren’t your thing, the magazine has a review and a comic.
Joe Rover
One day while on a field trip, I was bitten by a radioactive writer. Thus, I was granted the proportional imagination and typing speed of a writer. I also found that I could stick notes to walls and developed an early warning “grammar sense.” Eventually, I learned that with great action verbs comes great sentences. From that day forward, I was The Somewhat Impressive Writer-Man!But really...Joe Rover is the pen name of an author who spends his time writing many family-friendly fictional stories. “Joe” has been a journalist, computer programmer, photographer, and graphic designer. He is currently studying digital animation and business.He has won many awards, such as the "Magic Holiday Thrills" contest and the "Write to Rank" Orange Belt round.
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December 2018 (Side Quests, #3) - Joe Rover
Side Quests
December 2018
Joe Rover
Published 2018 by BLT Publishing
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Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Plane Funny | Side Quest
Snow Flurry | Comic
Sliver Blades: A Duel Nature | Review
December Recommended
How the Termites Stole Landmarks | Side Quest
Writing Prompt
McDonald’s Misadventure | Random
Ads
The Peace Day Case | Side Quest
ZapMail
Other Books by Joe Rover
Awards & Praise
Thank You
About the Author
Plane Funny | Side Quest
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