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    Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up
    Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up
    Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up
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    Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up

    By Robert Jeschonek

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    Who's the grossest kid in the world? Tommy Puke, that's who! He fights off bullies with his mighty loogies...conquers jerks with his powerful farts...and sticks up for his pet skunk by driving off wild dogs with his blistering bad breath. But what happens when Tommy meets Rhino Man, a barfing hero who's grosser than he is? What happens when Rhino Man shows off stomach-churning fighting moves that even Tommy can't match? What happens is this: Tommy feels inferior and decides to hang up his puke. But Tommy's best friend, Josh, won't give up on him. Josh gets the god of vomit, Chonganda, to let Tommy peek at his future as a grown-up. Will grown-up Tommy convince little Tommy to get gross again? Even if Tommy gets his mojo back, can he hope to defeat the mighty hair-horned Rhino Man and his bag of sickening tricks? One thing is for sure: the puke, boogers, loogies, poop, and goop will fly! Join Tommy Puke for action, laughs, and more disgusting gross-outs than you can shake a booger at! Don't miss this hilarious and action-packed gross-out adventure from award-winner Robert Jeschonek, author of the young readers' fantasy My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, selected as a Top Ten First Novel for Youth by Booklist.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRobert Jeschonek
    Release dateDec 6, 2018
    ISBN9781466065567
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