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    This is How You SHOULD Think
    This is How You SHOULD Think
    This is How You SHOULD Think
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    This is How You SHOULD Think

    By Otis Funkmeyer

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    I’m Otis Funkmeyer and I wrote this book.

    This is the book that I always wanted to have. Something very short and very sweet.

    Something I could easily read in one sitting.

    Something I could read over and over just to be reminded of how reality works and about how I could live a joyous life with real depth and integrity.

    I go through it every so often and change something here or add something there. It’s a living, breathing organism. That makes me happy.

    The findings in this book led me to being a street performer. Your mileage may vary

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOtis Funkmeyer
    Release dateNov 14, 2016
    ISBN9781370891597
    This is How You SHOULD Think
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    Otis Funkmeyer

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      This is How You SHOULD Think - Otis Funkmeyer

      This is how you SHOULD think: a little book full of big ideas

      by otis funkmeyer

      The Universe is a Hologram

      So we start here huh? It’s just you and me now. I’ve never seen something so glorious. Except for maybe the hologram. You know, IT. Every so often you touch

      it. It’s what they talk about when you’re out there in nature and the sunset is just impossibly beautiful. Or when you get lost in the dance or the work or the love.

      That’s when you see the whole thing how it really is. That’s when the full spectrum of the hologram’s beauty comes into view.

      So what’s a hologram anyway? Ahhh, I thought you’d never ask! A hologram is a high-tech gizmo contraption where a laser shines through a piece of special film and causes a 3-dimensional image to be projected. Basically, it’s like R2D2 projecting Leia in Star Wars.

      Let’s say you’ve got your laser ready and your piece of film and you wanna see Princess Leia. You shine your laser and there she is, in full glory. All your fantasies come true. But you think to yourself, what would be better than one Princess Leia? Well, duh. Two princess Leias!

      So you, being the genius that you are, do the obvious. You cut the film in half.

      And now you shine your laser through both pieces of film and what do you get!? Your two Princess Leias, each half as tall as the original!

      HUH!? How’d THAT happen? Let us agree, that is NOT what is supposed to happen. When you cut your poster of Leia into two, you just got the top half of her body in one piece and the bottom half in the other. So why is this different?

      Why do you get 2 fully formed, half-sized images of Leia? Well, that my friend is the beauty of holograms. The whole image is included in each PIECE of the image!

      Let's take this to its logical conclusion. What would be better than two Princess Leias? A MILLION Princess Leias! That’s right. Cut cut cut and there you go, one million pieces of film and one million itsy-bitsy microscopic Princess Leias, in full glory. It’s like the broomsticks in Fantasia all over again.

      So now, to take this a little more seriously, a little more theoretically, let’s do our best to take this in. Each piece of a hologram contains the information for the whole hologram. When you cut it up, you just get smaller versions of the same thing. You can make them infinitely small and still, there you are with an infinite number of tiny tiny versions

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