Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More
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Inside you will find hilarious jokes like:
Why did the slime stay home?
He had no place to goo!
How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him?
He could see right through him.
For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs!
Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readerspicture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Michele C. Hollow
An Adams Media author.
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Jokes for Minecrafters - Michele C. Hollow
INTRODUCTION
Minecraft is a lot like a foreign language. Those of you holding this book are fluent in Minecraft-speak while others who have never played this awesome game will need someone like you to translate these jokes for them. We hope you enjoy these Minecraft jokes, riddles, limericks, tongue twisters, haikus, trivia, and mottos that we’d like to see. Maybe you will see yourself in the Boo-Boos Made by Noobs
and in the You Might Be a Minecraft Addict If …
chapters.
As you know, there are so many layers in Minecraft. While we’ve dug deep, there’s still a lot of ground to cover. Why not come up with your own Minecraft jokes to share with your friends? It’s a lot of fun, and while you are reading this book, we hope you have many laughs. Just remember, Sss, boom!
Never hug a creeper!
CHAPTER 1
BOOBY TRAPS AND BOMBS
JOKES
Q: Where did the creeper go after the explosion?
A: Everywhere!
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Q: What did the player say when he blew up the creeper?
A: Dynamite!
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Q: Why do creepers like Rice Krispies?
A: Because they go snap, crackle, POP!
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Q: What goes Sneak, sneak, sss! Kaboom!
?
A: A creeper with a bomb in his hands!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a creeper with a bomb?
A: A bomb that sneaks up on you!
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Q: Why don’t they have knock-knock jokes in Minecraft?
A: Because hostile mobs don’t knock on your door. They blow it up!
Q: How did Steve feel after he stepped on a landmine?
A: He felt de-feeted.
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Q: What is a Minecraft player’s favorite TV show?
A: The Big Bang Theory!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a creeper with a monkey?
A: A ba-BOOM!
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Q: What did the player say on his way to a creeper rock concert?
A: I hope I don’t get blown away!
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Q: How do you make a creeper shower?
A: Give him a hand grenade!
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Q: What movie do Minecraft players like to watch?
A: The Terminator.
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Q: What do you call a cow that eats a bomb?
A: Udder destruction!
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Q: What would you get if a famous French emperor stepped on a landmine?
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
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Q: What did the player say after falling into a booby trap?
A: That was a blast!
Q: What do you call a creeper with a bomb in his hands?
A: It doesn’t matter; he will be blown to smithereens!
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First player: What you don’t know won’t hurt you.
Second player: Tell that to the player who just landed on a booby trap!
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First Player: Did you hear about the player who covered a lot of territory?
Second Player: No. How’d that happen?
First Player: He stepped on a booby trap and is all over the place!
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First player: Building landmines is an expensive hobby.
Second player: Why?
First player: It can cost an arm and a leg!
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First player: I never wanted to follow in Steve’s footsteps.
Second player: Why?
First player: Because he stepped on a landmine!
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First player: So far, I’ve bombed ten creepers!
Second player: Sounds like you’re having a blast tonight!
First player: What happens if you swallow uranium?
Second player: "You get atomic ache."
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First player: Did you see all of the Minecraft merchandise in the stores and online?
Second player: Yes, it’s a booming industry!
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First player: Did you hear about the book that fell on the player’s head?
Second player: How did it happen?
First player: "He only had his-shelf to blame!"
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First player: How is Minecraft different from LEGO?
Second player: LEGO doesn’t have bombs or booby traps!
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First player: Did you hear about the player who thought the creeper was giving out free hugs?
Second player: No, what happened?
First player: "He went KABOOM!"
Q: How fun was the Minecraft party?
A: It was a blast!
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First player: Did you hear about the player who built a fireplace inside his TNT house?
Second player: No.
First player: Really? He was all over town.
First player: Did you hear about the player who heated his house with lava?
Second player: Was he burned to a crisp?
First player: No, he just went with the flow.
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First player: I just saw a new player destroy a thousand creepers.
Second player: Wow! That sounds amazing.
First player: It was good, but I wasn’t blown away!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hand grenade.
Hand grenade who?
Kaboom!
TONGUE TWISTERS
Brad borrowed Betty’s bombs.
Bobby blasted big black bats.
Bombs being built by Billy.
Terry targets tyrants with TNT.