About this series
All six of the politically incorrect hitman stories in one volume!
The hitman is a sociopath with no filter. He loves to kill, and he loves getting paid for it.
This collection includes all six of the hitman stories:
So You Wanna Be a Hitman
The Xenophobic Hitman
Death Threat for a Hitman
The Homophobic Hitman
The Multi-Level Hitman
An Officer and a Hitman
These stories are dark, disturbing, and fun. Come along for a crazy ride on the wrong side of the law.
Titles in the series (7)
- So You Wanna Be a Hitman: The Hitman Stories, #1
1
It's easy to kill someone; you just squeeze the trigger. The trick is getting paid. Meet the hitman, a politically incorrect sociopath with virtually no redeeming qualities. You're going to love him. This short story was originally published in Robert Bloch's Psychos. It also appears in Quick Shots and The Hitman Stories (an omnibus edition of all 6 hitman stories). If you have any of those, this tale is already in your possession, but feel free to buy this version, too.
- The Xenophobic Hitman: The Hitman Stories, #2
2
Need someone killed? Hire a pro. The hitman is back in action, this time in Chicago where a femme fatale hires him to help her with a little boyfriend trouble. Her lover has mob connections, so this could get ugly. Note that this story is rated R for sex and violence. It first appeared in Noirotica 2: Pulp Friction. It also appears in Quick Shots and The Hitman Stories (an omnibus edition of all 6 hitman stories).
- Death Threat for a Hitman: The Hitman Stories, #3
3
It's not wise to threaten a hitman. A gangbanger tries to cash a check, not realizing the man behind the counter has a side gig where he gets paid to kill people. Sometimes, threats can lead to freebies. This story first appeared in Fantastic Stories of the Imagination. Strange place to find a crime story, but there you go. The story also appears in Quick Shots and The Hitman Stories (an omnibus edition of all 6 hitman stories).
- The Homophobic Hitman: The Hitman Stories, #4
4
Equal opportunity assassin. The hitman is hired by a gay man to kill an ex-lover. You won't find the hitman marching in any Gay Pride parades, but a paying gig is a paying gig. But one thing you can always count on: domestics never play out the way you expect... This story first appeared in Quick Shots. It also appears in The Hitman Stories (an omnibus edition of all 6 hitman stories).
- The Multi-Level Hitman: The Hitman Stories, #5
5
So you want to kill your spouse The hitman meets a woman at a sales seminar who wants him to kill her husband because he's driving them into a mountain of debt with his multi-level marketing "business." Before you can say, "duplicate this through your downline," things go sideways. This story first appeared in Crime Spree. It also appears in Quick Shots and The Hitman Stories (an omnibus edition of all 6 hitman stories).
- An Officer and a Hitman: The Hitman Stories, #6
6
A cop hires the hitman to kill him and his family. When a highly publicized court case draws near, MS-13 gang members decide to take out the witnesses. One of those witnesses is a cop, and he knows he's the next target for murder. But the cop hires the hitman to beat them to it. This story originally appeared in Blood Business. It also appears in The Hitman Stories, an omnibus edition of all 6 hitman stories).
- The Hitman Stories: The Hitman Stories
All six of the politically incorrect hitman stories in one volume! The hitman is a sociopath with no filter. He loves to kill, and he loves getting paid for it. This collection includes all six of the hitman stories: So You Wanna Be a Hitman The Xenophobic Hitman Death Threat for a Hitman The Homophobic Hitman The Multi-Level Hitman An Officer and a Hitman These stories are dark, disturbing, and fun. Come along for a crazy ride on the wrong side of the law.
Gary Jonas
Gary Jonas is the author of the Jonathan Shade fantasy series, the novel One Way Ticket to Midnight, the story collection Quick Shots, and the novella Night Marshal: A Tale of the Undead West, the first in a new vampire western series that will be penned by various authors. His short fiction has appeared in numerous anthologies and magazines. Gary was born in Japan and has since lived in Ohio, Florida, Oklahoma, and Colorado, where he now resides.
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