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The foolish assumptions of our society are portrayed through a short satire where a gardener takes advice from a garden gnome.
(Also available in the short story collection "The Wrong Sort of Stories".)
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Stephen Measure
Stephen Measure is an author of social and political satire, both humorous and dark.
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