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    Football is Whatever Spooks your Juices
    Football is Whatever Spooks your Juices
    Football is Whatever Spooks your Juices
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    Football is Whatever Spooks your Juices

    By Phoebe Cutlass

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    Celebrating the weirdly dissident voices on Twitter. A well-meaning thread about football veers off into a discussion about less technical stuff! 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPhoebe Cutlass
    Release dateJan 25, 2019
    ISBN9781386891123
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      Football is Whatever Spooks your Juices - Phoebe Cutlass

      Football is Whatever Spooks your Juices

      Phoebe Cutlass

      Published by Phoebe Cutlass, 2019.

      While every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.

      FOOTBALL IS WHATEVER SPOOKS YOUR JUICES

      First edition. January 25, 2019.

      Copyright © 2019 Phoebe Cutlass.

      Written by Phoebe Cutlass.

      Table of Contents

      Title Page

      Copyright Page

      Dedication

      Trudy Slopford

      For Mrs Collopshaw and her live-in friend Angie

      Trudy Slopford

      Trudy Slopford @ycfcmadforit

      You can say what you want about footballers, but you can’t help what spooks your juices – in a very nice and thought-provoking way.

      Imogen Baird @crazedbitchandjusttheoneclub

      You got something to share on Twitter, girl? Don’t be going all squidgy shy on me. (BTW the latter is more warmly inquisitive than anything else). You’re on a York City thread, so I’m guessing it’s to do with them? Come on, spill.

      Trudy Slopford @ycfcmadforit

      Last Saturday, I was stood by the corner-flag and the City wingback took a long throw-in. For his run-up he pushed himself against the hoarding – right slap-bang where my hands were. His buttocks were so hot! It was amazing. OMG!

      Trudy Slopford @ycfcmadforit

      He did. He parked his buttocks on my hands – and it was so special. I’ve not done anything wrong, have I?

      Imogen Baird @crazedbitchandjusttheoneclub

      Why would you think that? You can be into football (and your team) for a slew of reasons. Make up your own reasons if you want to. They can hardly escort you from the ground for being horny and evasive, can they now? So, was it good then?

      Trudy Slopford @ycfcmadforit

      It was totally brill.

      Imogen Baird @crazedbitchandjusttheoneclub

      Anything residual from your delicious moment? Afterwards, you washed your hands, right? (Just kidding).

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