Seven Short Stories
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A book of short stories on love and life both in childhood and subsequently, jocose and amusing.
Alexander Ermak
Alexander Ermak is a journalist, writer and playwright; author of short stories, novels, plays and nonfiction. He was born in Novosibirsk. Studied journalism at Lomonosov Moscow State University. Lives and works in Moscow. Finalist of A. Barsukov's Short Story Contest and the Premiere International Playwrighting Contest. Award-winner of the playwrighting contests From the Web onto the Stage and Personality. ... Ермак Александр Николаевич родился в Новосибирске. Окончил факультет журналистики МГУ им. Ломоносова и «Комсомольскую правду». Прозаик и драматург. Финалист конкурса коротких рассказов им. А.Барсукова и международного драматургического конкурса «Премьера». Победитель драматургических конкурсов «Из интернета на сцену» и «Человек».
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Seven Short Stories - Alexander Ermak
Alexander Ermak
Seven Short Stories
Alexander Ermak
Seven Short Stories [Mini Story Book] / Alexander Ermak. – Moscow, A.N.Publishing, 2019.
© А. Ermak, 2019.
© A.N.Publisher, 2019
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A book of short stories on love and life both in childhood and subsequently, jocose and amusing.
Table of contents
ONLY ONE PERFORMANCE, IN 8 PHILIPUCKI ST.
MARTY
MAESTRO
CHEESE-CUTTING TIME
THE MOUSTACHE AND THE BEER
PARTNERS
THE BADGER-DOG, THE BREADCRUMBS AND THE FOOTPRINTS
THE END
ONLY ONE PERFORMANCE, IN 8 PHILIPUCKI ST.
Only one performance! Today at 8 P.M. in 8 Philipucki Street, apartment 34, a dramatic family piece, complete with an acrimonious scandal, shouting, slapping, hysteria, smashing of dishes, and a child caught in the middle of a tug-of-war!
Well, well,
I thought, looking at the ad I noticed on a corner near my house, Proper theatre right at home. Soon we won't even have to attend those big old buildings, with the performance delivered straight to the door
.
And so it was. At my apartment block I saw a copy of the ad and realized the performance is indeed held in the very same house. As I passed by apartment number 34, I stopped to listen.
Sounds reminiscent of sawing firewood were clearly audible. They're dividing up the furniture,
I guessed, and decided to have a brief look. I pushed the door. It promptly swung open.
A dude I never saw before, dressed as a warder or impresario, appeared in the door and pressed a finger to his lips.
Sh-h, quiet please. Can I help you, Sir?
Um,
I was somewhat baffled, The ad... The performance...
I am sorry, Sir,
the dude shook his head, but you are late for the start
.
And?..
My apologies, Sir,
he quietly closed the door right in my face.
Not that I cared,
I thought to myself and continued up the stairs.
A few days went by and I nearly forgot about the strange event. Then, walking down the street one evening, I noticed a new ad on the corner:
"Only one performance! Today at 8 P.M. in 8 Philipucki Street, apartment 37, a comedy piece involving a sudden arrival of rural relatives, complete