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    Knock Knock Jokes Collection - The 2 Books Compilation Set For Kids
    Knock Knock Jokes Collection - The 2 Books Compilation Set For Kids
    Knock Knock Jokes Collection - The 2 Books Compilation Set For Kids
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    Knock Knock Jokes Collection - The 2 Books Compilation Set For Kids

    By Karen J. Bun

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    Knock knock?

    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Dog.

    Dog who?

    Did you know that dogs like unicorns too?

    ----------------------------------------------------

    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Demand.

    Demand who?

    This unicorn demands a hug and kiss from you.

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    The complete bundle set of 2 books:

    Karen's Knock Knock Jokes For Kids - The Unbreakable Door That No One Ever Got Past

    This book is the perfect gift for girls that are fascinated and obsessed with unicorns! Filled with hundreds of "Unicorn Knock Knock" jokes, this book is guaranteed to provide countless hours of joy and entertainment for children.

    Karen's Unicorn Knock Knock Jokes - The Magical Door That Spurts Rainbow Endlessly

    This book covers a variety of topics with our jokes to make you laugh out loud and have fun while reading which is a win-win on both accounts. This also helps children who don't necessarily like reading. Most children like to read things that make them laugh and get them interested. This is why we have chosen so many different topics of knock knock jokes for this particular book.

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAnson Yau
    Release dateFeb 12, 2019
    ISBN9781386365068
    Knock Knock Jokes Collection - The 2 Books Compilation Set For Kids

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      Knock Knock Jokes Collection - The 2 Books Compilation Set For Kids - Karen J. Bun

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      Introduction

      KNOCK KNOCK JOKES HAVE been around for ages bringing delight and joy to those who hear them every day. Children giggle, have fun, and feel closer or connected to the person telling the joke and often repeat it for all their friends to hear because they believe it is so funny. They can make people laugh after a hard day or cheer someone up when they are sick or feeling down. They have been around since about the early twentieth century, and they are a staple of American humor. The great thing about these jokes is they can be understood by kids and adults alike. No matter your age there is a knock knock joke out there for you, and even if there isn’t, you’ll still be able to grasp the concept of each one. This makes it great for people of all ages to feel closer to each other and laugh together.

      As they began to gain popularity, they could be heard just about everywhere with people making up new jokes every day. Businesses even held knock knock joke contests because they became so popular and had people flocking to them. Some orchestras even added knock knock jokes into their musical set. Radio stations would also play jokes on the air. There were some that during political campaigning times would play all day. It was everywhere you turned around. Grocery stores even printed them in their ads to drum up business because the jokes were gaining so much attention with the masses and they wanted more people to come to them. Soon after the craze started, knock knock clubs arose and soon after people began singing songs about knock knock jokes as well. It’s even been guessed that Shakespeare wrote a few knock knock jokes in his plays. Some of them appeared in his most famous plays.

      They did lose traction for a little while during certain political campaigns, and it looked like they might be phased out as a negative stigma arrived from knock knock jokes. Fortunately, they weren’t, and the jokes lived another day with books beginning to fly off the shelves again at bookstores or library shelves as people began to read and discover them again. Once this happened, people realized that while they were popular, it was still hit or miss. This makes sense because everyone is different and has their own sense of humor. So, there are some that like them and some that are still skeptical about the scale of their funniest jokes.

      A knock knock joke for those that don’t know is a question and answer joke. Mostly for kids these days there are a few exceptions. Basically, what happens is you ask a question, and then they answer. You add your answer and then finish the joke. Versatile as they are funny, knock knock jokes can be told at any occasion because there are jokes for every holiday from Christmas to Halloween or Thanksgiving and there are jokes for every occasion. You can make knock knock jokes about animals, food, life, jobs, or teachers. You can make up knock knock jokes on any subject. They’ve been put in everything from books to movies, and whether you’re a fan of the knock knock joke or not, they're here to stay. Authors have sold millions of books on knock knock jokes because children love them so much and most people are fans and think they're absolutely delightful and funny.

      This book covers a variety of topics with our jokes to make you laugh out loud and have fun while reading which is a win-win on both accounts. This also helps children who don’t necessarily like reading. Most children like to read things that make them laugh and get them interested. This is why we have chosen so many different topics of knock knock jokes for this particular book.

      Knock knock jokes!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      I.

      I who?

      I am here!!!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      You.

      You who?

      You are here!!!!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Be.

      Be who?

      Be yourself.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      You.

      You who?

      I see you!!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Me.

      Me who?

      You see me!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Owl.

      Owl who?

      Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      I.

      I who?

      I love you!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Moo.

      Moo who?

      Cows go moo!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Atch.

      Atch who?

      Bless you, sweetie.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Love.

      Love who?

      I love you.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Pee.

      Pee who?

      Peekabo, I see you!!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Beat.

      Beat who?

      Let’s keep the beat going on and on!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Who’s there?

      Happy.

      Happy who?

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Lion.

      Lion who?

      Don’t be lion to me, mister!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Adore.

      Adore who?

      I adore you!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Bee.

      Bee who?

      Honeybees!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      None.

      None who?

      None of your business.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Remember.

      Remember who?

      Remember me!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Thank you.

      Thank you who?

      Thank you for being my best friend.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Ready.

      Ready who?

      Ready set goes!!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Alphabet.

      Alphabet who?

      Alphabet soup!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      How.

      How who?

      How are you?

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Miss.

      Miss who?

      Do you miss me because I miss you!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Me.

      Me who?

      Me standing right here, can’t you see me?

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Karate.

      Karate who?

      Karate chop!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Wanna.

      Wanna who?

      You wanna play hide and seek?

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Ho ho.

      Ho ho who?

      No no no. It's ho ho ho!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Stuck.

      Stuck who?

      The door is stuck I can’t see you.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Love.

      Love who?

      Do you love me because I love you!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Cashew.

      Cashew who?

      Do you like Cashews? I like walnuts.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Live.

      Live who?

      I’m your new neighbor. I live right next to you.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Untied.

      Untied who?

      Your shoelaces untied.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      May I.

      May I who?

      May I borrow a pen?

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      You can.

      You can who?

      You can come play with us if you want to.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Who.

      Who who?

      Who who we’ve got an owl in the house!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Forget.

      Forget who?

      Forget no one remember us all.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Gotta.

      Gotta who?

      I gotta go my momma is calling me.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Remember.

      Remember who?

      Remember me silly!

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Sure do.

      Sure do who?

      I sure do love you.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Bite.

      Bite who?

      You’re supposed to bite your food first then you chew it.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Outside.

      Outside who?

      I’ve been outside looking for you.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Cold.

      Cold who?

      I’m cold out here waiting for you.

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      Where.

      Where who?

      Where are you?

      KNOCK KNOCK,

      Who’s there?

      I can.

      I

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