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105 Golf Jokes
105 Golf Jokes
105 Golf Jokes
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105 Golf Jokes

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You've probably gotten frustrated from time to time with a bad golf shot. Here's a 105 jokes to remind you the game is fun!

LanguageEnglish
Release dateFeb 18, 2019
ISBN9780463183717
105 Golf Jokes
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Shirley J. Miller

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~About Shirley J MillerAs a child, aptitude tests always suggested that Shirley Miller should go into writing. In actuality, she spent her career years in advertising and marketing for Fortune 500 companies, where most of her writing revolved around describing product attributes and persuading sales.She always dreamed of writing fiction books but never had the time. Upon early retirement, she decided to follow her dreams. You will love her simple and direct style while maintaining the mystique and action among characters from start to finish.Her work is mostly fiction, so be sure you check out The Chicago Series and the Maxine Hart Series. Ring of Deception is a book Shirley and her sister Betty dreamed up - while hiking, no less - follow-ups being considered.Shirley has also written how-to books on some of her favorite hobbies. Be sure to check out Beginning Golf for Ladies, Golf Tips Up & Over - For Intermediate Players, Freelance Writing, Owning a Silky Terrier which resulted from her love for the breed. Having owned eight Silky Terriers over her lifetime, she even hired a special dog trainer to come to her home twice a week to teach her how to train the dogs.Though she never wrote about it, she wants to Thank You for reading her books and following her writing adventures. Without you, none of this would be possible, So Thank You very much. And keep on reading. Find some of her other books on Amazon or Smashwords by checking the links below.Any reviews will certainly be appreciated. It always helps to understand more of what readers want to see, so she can speak more directly to you. To follow Shirley Miller, and be the first to learn of new releases, please check the ‘Follow Me’ Button on Amazon. For a full list of all her current works, check out these links:https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LastFlightOut1

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    105 Golf Jokes - Shirley J. Miller

    105 GOLF JOKES

    Assembled by Shirley J. Miller

    Copyright 2019

    Cover Design by Laura Shinn Designs

    http://laurashinn.yolasite.com

    License Notes:

    {If any joke is under a copyright, please notify me

    and I’ll remove it. Shirley92583@gmail.com

    In my hand I hold a ball,

    White and dimpled, rather small.

    Oh how bland it does appear,

    This harmless looking little sphere.

    By its size I could not guess,

    The awesome strength it does possess.

    But since I fell beneath its spell,

    I’ve wandered through the fires of hell.

    My life has not been quite the same,

    Since I chose to play this game.

    It rules my mind for hours on end,

    A fortune it has made me spend.

    It has made me curse and cry,

    I hate myself and want to die.

    It promises a thing called par,

    If I can hit it straight and far.

    To master such a tiny ball,

    Should not be very hard at all.

    But my desires the ball refuses,

    And does exactly as it chooses.

    It hooks and slices, dribbles and dies,

    Or disappears before my eyes.

    Often it will have a whim,

    To hit a tree or take a swim.

    With miles of grass on which to land,

    It finds a tiny patch of sand.

    Then has me offering up my soul,

    If only it would find the hole.

    It’s made me whimper like a pup,

    And swear that I will give it up.

    And take to drink to ease my sorrow,

    But the ball knows, I’ll be back tomorrow.

    1. A lawyer golfer is ready to tee off, when a golfer in the adjacent fairway hits her square in the face with his golf ball. Idiot! Your ball hit me in the eye! I’ll sue you for five million dollars! The other golfer replied, I said ’fore’! The first golfer then said, I’ll take it!

    2. Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first woman

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