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    199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
    199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
    199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
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    199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

    By Mike Gaffy

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    Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?

    The quick one liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?

    Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke, but missed the moment.

    We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.

    Are you one of them?

    You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don't have to.

    These jokes and one liners come easier than you think.

    And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.

    In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you'll discover:

    • The quick one liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
    • The deadly groan inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning "daaad"!!
    • The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
    • Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
    • How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment

    And much, much more!

    Plus, a free bonus inside: 100 Savage Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Offensive!

    Don't fear that this will be just another list of jokes everyone has heard before, this collection of jokes are fresh and new because there's nothing worse than someone finishing a joke for you.

    So to gain the respect and admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and coworkers, scroll up and click "Buy Now."

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMike Gaffy
    Release dateFeb 27, 2019
    ISBN9781386901204
    199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

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      Book preview

      199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes - Mike Gaffy

      Table of Contents

      Chapter 1: The Family and Advice for a Son

      Chapter 2: Kid Jokes

      Chapter 3: The World Around Us

      Chapter 4: Insult Jokes

      Chapter 5: Old Age

      Chapter 6: Quick Off the Mark

      Bonus Dad Jokes

      Bonus!

      Get This Free Joke Book!

      Hilarious jokes to make you laugh your head off!

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      Why you should buy this book 

      Dads are at times awkward, weird and strange. But sometimes they can be funny too. You know, those moments when they embarrass you with their cringe-worthy wit that further alienate you from your friends or partner. Ah, great times.

      Dads try to stay on top of the latest trends and look mainstream yet don’t know that sending game requests on Facebook is social suicide.

      Dad jokes are the cheesiest in the world and dads use their ability of bad timing to great effect. Sometimes you don’t know whether to laugh or cry or both. Most dad jokes end up with the annoyed response Daaaad!

      The main difference between bad jokes and dad jokes is simply the first letter. So, without further ado, here is a collection of the greatest worst dad jokes out there.

      Chapter One

      The Family and Advice for a Son

      Son: Why do you always wear that ridiculous Hawaiian shirt?

      Dad: So people know I’m your dad.

      Mom: Where did you hide the kids’ presents?

      Dad: The last place they would look: on the roof. 

      Mom: This turkey is hard to stuff

      Dad: Not heard you say that in a while.

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