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    Holiday Howlers: Jokes for Punny Parties

    By Connie Roop, Peter Roop and Brian Gable

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    Perfect for beginning readers, this laugh-out-loud joke book about comical celebrations will put a smile on your face!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLerner Publishing
    Release dateAug 1, 2004
    ISBN9781575056906
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    Holiday Howlers: Jokes for Punny Parties
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    Connie Roop

    Peter and Connie Roop are award-winning authors and educators who have published over one hundred children’s books, including the Reading Rainbow feature selection Keep the Lights Burning, Abbie. They have written biographies, historical fiction, general fiction, and science books. In 2013 the Wisconsin Library Association recognized the Roops as Notable Wisconsin Authors for their body of work, and Peter Roop has been named a Wisconsin State Teacher of the Year.

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