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    Ashlae Ascending

    By Michael Farnum

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    About this ebook

    Ashlae Rae Wildflower, the unacknowledged love child of a very important man. Like most of us, or anyone with half a humanoid brain, the mercurial Miss Ashlae is on a simple path, a lifelong quest for truth and justice and love. She is also on a mission to free every pole dancer and professional sex escort, at least in the greater Phoenix area, from the unsavory chains and shackles of our twisted, perverted, piggish male-dominated global elite-ruled society. Fight the Dark Powers!
    But most importantly, she seeks the highest possible approval rating of the most powerful political figure on the planet. Or at least in America. Her long-lost Daddy. Mr. President.
    God bless America, and President Daddy.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateApr 12, 2019
    ISBN9780359512324
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