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    Nasty Vampire Nun: A Short Story
    Nasty Vampire Nun: A Short Story
    Nasty Vampire Nun: A Short Story
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    Nasty Vampire Nun: A Short Story

    By Raymund Hensley

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    "I can make you stronger. No one will push you around ever again. Are you interested?"

    In this horror comedy short story by the author of Filipino Vampire, a vampire queen living in an ancient pirate ship seduces a suicidal, nasty nun.

    Seduction... Betrayal... Revenge... They pushed Megan too far. Now she's more than just a nun.

    She's a nasty vampire nun.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRaymund Hensley
    Release dateApr 9, 2019
    ISBN9780463621950
    Nasty Vampire Nun: A Short Story
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    Raymund Hensley

    Raymund Hensley is the author of Filipino Vampire.

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      Nasty Vampire Nun - Raymund Hensley

      Nasty Vampire Nun: A Short Story

      by Raymund Hensley

      raymundhensley.blogspot.com

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      Nasty Vampire Nun

      Mike, please... I moaned, putting my can of beer on the floor of the confessional booth. The sisters will hear.

      He stopped nibbling my ear and laughed.

      Don't worry. They're out washing my dirty bed sheets. We can moan in pleasure as loud as we want.

      He kissed my neck and ran his hands up my sweaty back, trying desperately to undo my bra. I giggled.

      You shouldn't do this. Not here. You're a priest.

      And you're a nun. We're even. Now help me with this damn bra.

      I giggled. Anything for you, lover.

      I removed my undergarment, and my lofty udders fell out, jiggling, the air conditioned breeze solidifying my mammillas. The look on his face was priceless – total wonderment.

      Ohhh, Megan...you nasty, nasty nun. I'm horny.

      After a month of secretly seeing each other, it was our first time doing it. I only had on my black heels

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