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Do Not Call This Number

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14 pages8 minutes

Summary

I began getting calls on my new number for a Mortimer. After a few too many times, I played along, "This is Mortimer."
The caller wanted to know if we could get together. I said, "Sure."
"That's wonderful. I’ll bring the ropes and handcuffs. If there’s anything else you’d like to bring, please do.”
“I will ... LIKE THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE DEPARTMENT.”

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