Motorcycle Road Trips (Vol. 5) Motorcycle Humor - You Might Be A Real Motorcyclist If ...: Backroad Bob's Motorcycle Road Trips, #5
By Backroad Bob and Robert H. Miller
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Motorcycle Road Trips (Vol. 5) Motorcycle Humor - You May Be A Real Motorcyclist If ...
Find out if you're a "real" motorcyclist.
The following seven magazine articles from the Motorcycle Humor - You Might Be A Real Motorcyclist If ... CD are humorous looks at motorcyclists compiled from thirty-seven years and 200,000 miles of road riding, seventeen years and 43,000 miles of dual sport riding, and ten years of East Coast Enduro Association competition.
What is a "real" motorcyclist? It's a rider who spends days, weekends, and weeks on the road or on the trail figuring it all out for himself by himself. Dealing with the unexpected and having a sense of humor while doing it will keep you young at heart and yearning to ride.
The set backs, the accomplishments, and the dangers inherent to motorcycling will have you finding out what you're made of in a hurry so no matter what happens, keep smiling .
Spending weeks on the road or days on the trail can be surprisingly isolating, but I've managed to make hundreds of new friends along the way. If you can't get out there and make a few new friends of your own, this short read can give you a few laughs in between your adventures.
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Backroad Bob
About the Author: Qualifications - Forty-five years and over 250,000 miles as a licensed motorcycle operator. Forty years and 190,000 accident-free road miles. Thirteen years and 45,000 miles dual sport riding. Four years motocross and road racing support in AMA and WERA competition. Forty years off-pavement riding. Completion of Motorcycle Safety Foundation Beginner and Advanced Rider Courses and Keith Code's Superbike School. A.A.S. - Mechanical Engineering with over 25 years professional mechanical experience. Road Riding - Thirty-seven of 48 contiguous states with extensive knowledge of the Mid-Atlantic, New England, and Southeastern states. Five Canadian provinces, Isle of Man, Scotland, England, Wales, Ireland, Spain and Portugal. Dual Sport Riding - Mid-Atlantic States, Massachusetts, Vermont, and Tennessee. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Monongahela, Wayne and Allegheny National Forests. Ten Pennsylvania State Forests. Enduro Riding - ten years of East Coast Enduro Association competition. Leadership Positions: President (1995-2011) - Turbo Motorcycle International Owners Association (TMIOA), North Eastern Region Director (2000-2009), and Pennsylvania State Director (1994-2009) - Honda Sport Touring Association (HSTA). Dual Sport Route Coordinator - Honda Sport Touring Association Rendezvous 1996. Rally Coordinator - The Thumper Humper (THE) Rally 1998-2002, PA Adventure Rally 1994-2007, Pennsylvania 500 Dual Sport Ride 1995-2007, Pennsylvania 500 Road Ride 2005-2007, and Turbo Rally '95, 00, 10, and '11. Organizer - 2001 Honda Sport Touring Association Rendezvous - a 400+ participant 3-day international event. Contact the Author: bob@backroadbob.com ###
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Backroad Bob's
Motorcycle Humor
You Might Be A Real Motorcyclist If ...
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CONTENTS:
YOU MIGHT BE A REAL ROAD RIDER (PART UN) IF ...
YOU MIGHT BE A REAL ROAD RIDER (PART DEUX) IF ...
YOU MIGHT BE A REAL DUAL SPORT RIDER (PART UN) IF ...
YOU MIGHT BE A REAL DUAL SPORT RIDER (PART DEUX) IF ...
YOU MIGHT BE A REAL DUAL SPORT RIDER (PART TROIS) IF ...
YOU MIGHT BE A REAL DUAL SPORT RIDER (PART CUATRE) IF ...
YOU MIGHT BE A REAL OLD DIRT BIKE RIDER (PART UN) IF ...
Foreword to Backroad Bob’s
Motorcycle Humor -
You Might Be A Real Motorcyclist If ...
By 1990, I had ridden motorcycles through every state east of the Mississippi River, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, and five Canadian provinces, but I wanted to do more. I wanted to explore the back roads across America, see the Isle of Man TT Races, examine everything that's foreign at a European Grand Prix, and experience the canopied forests, cascading streams, and towering mountains of Pennsylvania's state forests.
Over the past forty years I've done all this and taken thousands of photos of the places I've been and made millions of memories of the unforgettable people I've met. Along the way, I've recorded