God Just Wanted to Play Golf
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Maxy Awards Runner-Up - Horror
God; omniscient creator, terrible golfer, and disgruntled CEO of Heaven wants nothing more than for his private elevator to be repaired, ten minutes of peace to eat Girl Scout cookies, and a round of golf with the recently deceased British Prime Minister. So when a broken database mistakenly sends The Grim Reaper a list of souls not ready for reaping, his peaceful life begins to unravel.
Furious with the problems the disruption is causing his daily routine, The Grim Reaper retaliates by skipping a reaping, causing an army of bloodthirsty zombie-demons to be unleashed on the town of Oceanview.
Facing the impending apocalypse, Heaven learns of the events occurring below and determines divine intervention is required. When the survivors mistakenly kill the angels sent down to help, Heaven calls in the big guns, and God himself is forced to visit Earth, making an already dire situation much worse.
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