Missing the Turn

By Elton Camp Unimportant in the overall scheme of things, Missing a turn, considerable anxiety brings Return to your route may be easy enough Just circle the block, thats not very tough If, perchance, youre using your trusty GPS, Your folly, its too sweet voice will address Please make the next legal U-turn Only then my approval youll earn However, missing the exit on the Interstate May bring consequences that youll hate If slam on the brakes and back up you try There a big chance thatll make you die So its fifty miles to the next exit ramp Then the same back--youre no champ Those pale, compared to a train one day The conductor picked the wrong way Partly on one rail, partly on the other All the conductor could say, Oh brother!