SLEEPERS DIRECTORATE

While men slept.

BY

CLASS D

ORGANOGRAM
David Otiede (GMD)

NONSO (GED, Siesta)

Aminu Gidado (GED, dozing)

Chiviya Fariku (GED, Slumbering)

Trainees (Daniel, Brenda, Ebuka, Baridoo, Olem)

Solomon GM, Rest

Pastor Yoms (GM, Sleepers prayer unit)

Obinna GM, Nap Holdings

His vast experience in the sleep business facilitated his rising to GED within a short time

This is for you my fans. Anoda sleeping style. Im good @ what I do!

Hes a veteran in the Holding Business. The evidence of this is what you see below

I suppose get Brown of that new shoe whey I buy! No be everybody go buy car!

His sleeping career suffered a setback when he changed location. Had this not happened, he could well have been GMD

5G internet services. I suppose download Desperate housewives o and buy an S4

Our very own GED is at it again. Hes good at what he does. The top of the sleeping ladder is your portion.

And they say Otiede is the best sleeper. Check me out!

Our very strong guy. Hes still coming up in the business but is learning very fast.

I be strong Guy o. See me dey sleep when others dey read!

He has accomplished a lot in his sleep. Obtaining a couple of OMLs and OPLs. Theres more in the tank.

Hahahahah! I fooled them all, they think am actually reading. Smh

I need not say more. Miss Brenda, one of the sleep trainees seems to be putting into practice what shes learnt.

Efosa: 11-3 Solomon: 11-4 Efosa: I go win u today Solomon: I go win you with left hand

Nonscolite, One of our very hardworking Managers. He doesnt waste anytime at all. Resumes for duty as early as possible

And Victor always dey talk am o TOO MUCH STUDY WEARIES THE FLESH

IDSL! How much be rent for Benin GRA. I gast put my 2.4M to good use

Hes the project manager of the sleepers directorate ensuring no one exceeds their sleep quota

OUR WORKSHOP. Men at work! Do not disturb

What the workers can do, the SUPERVISOR can do better.

Abeg I no fit kill myself, e no dey CPPG say make class rep no sleep

Finally, to everyone I missed out, I apologise but I can assure you that theres a sequel to this. Apologies also for not putting up a photograph of our GMD, he was unavoidably absent as at the time of compiling this report.

Thank You