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Mom, I should've brought the coral shoes. You said I was taking too much.
We have the still life art class. We got volleyball and croquet.
Doc!
Doc!
Max!
I kept the best cabin for you and your beautiful girls.
It's his first real vacation in six years, Max. Take it easy.
One, two, three, four! Stomp those grapes and stomp some more!
Sorry.
God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake them!
Stop!
That means you keep your fingers out of the water, hair out of the soup...
That's it.
It's the same at all these places. Some ass in the woods, but no conversation.
Can you keep that straight, Johnny? What you can't lay your hands on?
Just put your pickle on everybody's plate, and leave the hard stuff to me.
These people are my special guests. Give them anything they want.
Look at all this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
- And what are you gonna do, Missy? - Lisa's gonna decorate it.
Oh, great.
- I'm going into the Peace Corps. - After the final show...
Who's that?
They shouldn't show off with each other. That's not gonna sell lessons.
Actually, I've gotta excuse myself. I'm in charge of the games tonight.
Go figure.
Why don't you go back to the playhouse? I saw you dancing with little boss man.
Where?
- Aren't they?
I carried a watermelon.
I carried a watermelon?
Good.
That's better.
Now watch.
Look.
Love man!
At
:.
by the pool,
we have calisthenics.
Baby, would you cover for me tonight? Tell Mom and Dad I went to lie down.
To the golf course. There's a pretty view from the first tee.
Good. Thanks.
I've been dancing ever since. It's the only thing I ever wanted to do anyway.
I envy you.
Terrific!
That's what we call the women who stay here all week.
It's a hardship.
If they think you're with me, they'll be the happiest parents at Kellerman's.
- I'm known as the catch of the county. - I'm sure you are.
Robbie.
Go back to Mommy and Daddy and listen. Maybe you'll hear one in your dreams.
You hungry?
Come on.
So, Baby, what do you want? You can have anything you want.
cabbage roll...
Yeah.
We got to go.
What do you think you're doing? You're in trouble, you talk to me.
Forget it, Johnny. I'm not taking what's left of your salary.
I told her.
Jesus! She's gonna tell her management boyfriend and then we'll all get fired.
Why not skywrite it? ""Penny got knocked up by Robbie, the creep.""
- Why should you tell me what's right? - You can't just leave her.
- Why should you tell me what's right? - You can't just leave her.
I didn't blow a summer hauling bagels just to bail out some chick...
Read it.
I think you'll enjoy it. But return it. I have notes in there.
No, Daddy.
Thanks, Daddy.
- Then where'd you get it? - You said you needed it.
If they cancel, they lose this season's salary and next year's gig.
Maria has to work all day. She can't learn the routines.
It was a
oke.
-I never did any of these dances before. -It's one, two, three, four.
When the music starts, you don't dance until the two. Got it?
Relax, relax.
Breathe.
Frame.
Nope.
Again.
Ow.
Breathe.
I don't go into yours. You don't go into mine. You gotta hold the frame.
Again.
Frame.
Back. Easy.
Back. Easy.
And turn, turn. Down. And lift. You'll learn that later.
Down. Twist.
We do the show in two days, you won't show me lifts, I'm not sure of turns.
I'm doing all this to save your ass, but I'd rather drop you on it!
Let's leave.
Shit!
You're wild!
Whoa! Whoa!
I got it now.
Well, this guy came into this luncheonette one day and...
And he said that Arthur Murray was giving a test for instructors.
they teach you different dances, show you how to break them down, teach them.
What?
Good.
And...
Good try. Now, you'll hurt me if you don't trust me, all right?
Good.
Good. Good.
Let's do it again.
Oh, sorry.
Sheldrake's
minutes away.
Pull up, watch the frame. And remember, let him lead you.
I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to spike, get dizzy and fall on my face.
Thanks, Baby.
I'm scared.
Don't worry.
You'll be fine.
Just tell Mom and Dad I have a headache and I'm in bed, okay?
Bye.
in ""Mambo Magic.""
Relax.
Wrong way!
Over here.
Come on.
...because wherever you are now, I want you to look at the sky.
I saw that old couple from Kellerman's and I thought that was it.
Me too. Me too.
Thanks.
Johnny!
She said the hospital would call the police. She made me promise.
- I thought you said he was a real M.D.? - He had a dirty knife and a table.
- Is it Lisa? - No.
Please, is she--
- Was that what my money paid for? - I'm sorry. I never meant to lie.
You're not the person I thought you were. I'm not sure who you are.
I won't tell your mother about this. Right now I'm going to bed.
And take that stuff off your face before your mother sees you!
I got a-- I guess it's not a great room. You probably got a great room.
Leave it on.
No. The way he saved her-I could never do anything like that.
That was something. People treat me like I'm nothing because I am nothing.
No, it's not the way it is! It doesn't have to be that way!
I've never known anyone like you. You think you can make the world better.
I'm scared of walking out of here and never feeling for the rest of my life...
What, here?
Here.
People bring their own arrangements. You don't want to miss it.
Good.
See ya.
- I'll tell Max your grandmother died. - How many times have you told me...
It's rainy day game time. Pin the tail on the guest.
They're so goddamn rich you think they must know about everything.
They're slippin' their room keys in my hand two and three times a day--
You think, ""They wouldn't be doing this if they didn't care about me, right?""
That's all right. I understand. You were just using them, that's all.
What you care about is that you're not Daddy's girl anymore.
- How you call your lover boy? - Come here, lover boy.
Baby
O-Oh, baby
My sweet baby
Whoa, boy.
to the pachenga?
Right.
Well, you're free to do the same, tired number as last year if you want...
Great idea.
Sometimes he's hard to talk to, but the ladies seem to like him.
See that he gives you the full half-hour you're paying him for, kid.
That little wimp. He wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him in the pachenga.
- What, fight the boss man? - You tell him your ideas.
They are rich and they're mean. They won't listen to me.
""Good news,"" he says. ""Uncle Paul can finally get you in the union.""
What union?
I don't see you fightin' so hard, tellin' Daddy I'm your guy.
I don't think...
Ever.
Soon it's back to the old books and back to work. What a terrible thought!
I'm sorry.
Hit me.
As always.
This is our last night together, lover. I've got something worked out for us.
I've been playing cards all weekend and I've got an all-night game tonight.
but I'm booked up for the whole weekend with the show.
It's me.
Holy shit!
You know how you feel when you see a patient and you think he's all right...
then you look at the X rays and it's nothing like you thought?
What happened?
It's exactly what it's like when you find out one of your staff's a thief.
Moe Pressman's wallet was stolen when he was playing pinochle last night.
He had it at
it was missing.
walking by.
So we ask him,
There's been similar thefts at the Sheldrake. It's happened here before.
Daddy, I need your help. I know Johnny didn't take Moe's wallet.
I even saw them at the Sheldrake. You said something was stolen from there.
Come on, Neil. You'll learn what it's like to fire an employee.
But I'm in this family too. You can't keep giving me the silent treatment.
There are a lot of things about me that aren't what you thought.
But if you love me, you have to love all the things about me.
I hurt my family, you lost your job anyway-- I did it for nothing!
You were right. You can't win no matter what you do.
Listen to me. I don't want to hear that from you. You can.
Look, I'm going anyway and I know what you must be thinking.
to be like you.
Just think, you have more time for horseshoes and croquet.
I guess we did.
Neither will l.
This way.
Happily combine
And I wanted to thank you for your help with the Penny situation.
Penny said so, but you know with girls like that. They're liable to pin it...
Bubbah and Zeda serving the first pasteurized milk to the boarders.
You think kids want to come with their parents and take fox-trot lessons?
Come on.
Now l
Yes, I swear
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And girls, please remember that you promised to respect him in the morning.