More fun Riddles!

1. Q: Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did? A: Their friend, Tuesday. 2. Q: What gets broken without being held? A: A promise. 3. Q: What is always coming but never arrives? A: Tomorrow 4. Q: What goes through towns and over hills but never moves? A: A Road 5. Q: What has Eighty-eight keys but cant open a single door? A: A piano 6. Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird? A: None of them, because you cant get a banana from a coconut tree! 7. Q: Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it? A: Starting-Staring-String-Sting-Sing-Sin-In-I. 8. Q: What has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money? A: A river! 9. The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam. Billy Smith: I was outside playing basketball.

The Maid: I was dusting the corners of the house. Chef: I was starting to make lunch for later. Who is lying? A: It was the maid. The house is circular, it has no corners. 10. Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home? A: The fishing trip consists of a grandfather, a father and a son. 11. Q: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night? A: A person! As a baby you crawl (4 legs), as an adult you walk (2 legs), then when you are older you use a cane (3 legs) 12. Q: The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. What is it? A: A towel! 13. Q: What can you hear but not touch or see? A: Your voice. 14. Q: What starts with P and ends with E and has more than 1000 letters? A: A post office! 15. Q: What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night? A: A pillow 16. Q. What is something you will never see again? A. Yesterday 17. Q: Jack rode into town on Friday and rode out 2 days later on Friday. How can that be possible? A: Friday is his horses name!

18. Q: Can you name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday? A: Today and tomorrow. 19. Q: What is round on both sides but high in the middle? A: Ohio. 20. Q: If twos company and threes a crowd, what are four and five? A: Nine! 21. Q: What is the center of Gravity? A: The letter V. 22. Q: What is the last thing you take off before bed? A: Your feet off the floor. 23. Q: A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat? A: The one with the biggest head. 24. Q: What kind of room has no doors or windows? A: A mushroom. 25. Q: I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but cant go outside. What am I? A: A Keyboard 26. Q: What is next in this sequence: JFMAMJJASON_ ? A: The letter D. The sequence contains the first letter of each month. 27. Q: A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 story building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasnt hurt. How did he do it? A: He fell off the 2nd step.

28. Q: How many seconds are there in a year? A: 12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.) 29. Q: One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker go to a hotel. When they get their bill, however, its for four people. Whos the fourth person? A: One night can also mean one knight. That makes four: one knight, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker! 30. Q: What instrument can you hear but never see? A: Your voice! You can sing with your voice like an instrument and hear it, but no one can see it!