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Moveable Steps for Fido

By Elton Camp Can you imagine my glee When a catalog came to me With items for dogs its filled It makes a dog hater thrilled How stupid folks can be It has made clear to me Heres an item the catalog said To help the mutt onto your bed To make him jump from the floor A dog worshiper would sure abhor Only !" bucks are needed to buy #o$eable steps for the dog to try %p and down he goes without care To spread to the bed fleas and hair How did I get on their mailing list& 'eeing this( wont they be pissed)

Too bad they arent mink covered

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