A Guide to Being Misha’s Minion

This essay has been written using the guidelinesi laid out by our lord and
master.

My name is Hils and my political and religious affiliations rest solely with
Misha Collins. For who else is better suited for world domination and
spiritual healing? I do suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
but greater than that is my fear that one day HM Queen Elizabeth II will
finally undertake her evil master plan to have Misha executed, thus
plunging the world into darkness. I don’t have any hobbies because my
free time is entirely dedicated to spreading the message of The
Enlightened One and recruiting people to his cause. Oh, but I do find time
to take my meds because a balanced mind is a balanced soul.

I think my argument for being a dedicated minion can best be summed up

in the words of The Great Confuser himself:

‘Hi.’

Need I say more? I think the numbers speak for themselves:

18,337

I would also like to add that if A,B,C are the points z1,z2,z3 and the angles
B and C are each pie- alpha/ 2 then(z2z3)^ 2 = 4(z3z1) (z1z2) sin^2
alpha/2

But let us also consider the fact that Commandant Misha has also sought
to educate others about the perils of car chases, exciting though they may
be. What right-minded minion would consider chasing another car when
photos such as theseii are sharediii?

HOLY CRAP SOMEONE JUST GOT KNIFED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!

In conclusion, everyone should realise that by not being a Misha Minion

there must be something very wrong with your life. Do you feel like you’re
living in a black hole, devoid of light and oxygen? That’s because you do
not follow The Babysitter. Let Misha into your life and all wrongs will be
righted. Misha possesses the power to heal all wounds. He is not bound by
the old-fashioned notions of ‘grammar’ and ‘spelling’.

With Misha you can be free!iv

i
http://twitdoc.com/c/2y68yq
ii
http://twitpic.com/e94w6
iii
But of course, this does mean that minions are now under the possibly misguided opinion that
car chases result in crashes, thus resulting in Misha-Knee Exposure.
iv
By free I mean enslaved to a man who holds us all captive with the power of his mind.