GRADDERALL

By
Sean H. Jackewicz

17 east 33rd street

Savannah, GA 31040
912-661-9186
Jackewicz.sean@gmail.com
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DEPRESSING SCENE
Video begins with a male narrator asking the viewer
questions about motivation, effort, etc. Meanwhile the
screen shows students being very lethargic and bold. The
video will be desaturated or even black & white
NARRATOR:
If you find it life-threatening to turn in
homework on time; If the thought of going
to class reminds graphic holocaust
pictures; Or even if attending a whole
week of school leads to a self-induced
coma; You may suffer from a very serious
illness known as Senioritis.
If you think you have Senioritis, talk to
your dealer about Graderall XV.
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SCIENCE SCENE
This scene will consist of pointless scientific shots while
the narrator explains how senioritis works and how
Gladderall XV works with the body. This scene is just so the
drug sounds legit with science-y shots.
NARRATOR:
Senioritis is a common illness affecting
young adults across the united states and
attacks the part of the brain that is
responsible for the production of cares.
Symptoms of senioritis might include
laziness, thoughts of skipping, slurred
speech or the use of incomplete sentences,
using tests as pillows, actually believing
youll do it tomorrow, or having a lack
of f**ks to give.
Gladderall XV is the product of a few documented
lab hours by professional scientists and tested on
at least three people. Gladderall XV has just been
FDA approved due to high lobbyist pressure. If you
think any of the symptoms apply to you, talk to

your doctor today about Gladderall XV being the

drug for you.
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SIDE EFFECTS SCENE
The video will now show students being very productive and
overall happy. The image will be bright and colors vibrant,
lots of smiles. The narrator will be talking about horrible
side effects that Gladderall XV can give.
NARRATOR:
Some side effects of Gladderall XV include but are not
limited to Bladder pain, burning feeling in the chest or
stomach, burning, crawling, itching, numbness, prickling,
"pins and needles", or tingling feelings, cloudy or
bloody urine, dizziness, increased frequency of
urination, indigestion, pain on urination, stomach upset,
tenderness in the stomach area, Abnormal vision, anxiety,
behavior change similar to drunkenness, bleeding of the
eye, blurred vision, bone pain, breast enlargement, chest
pain, chills, cold sweats, confusion, convulsions ,
(seizures), cool and pale skin, deafness or hearing loss,
decrease in amount of urine or the frequency of
urination, decreased vision, difficulty in concentrating,
dizziness or lightheadedness, especially when getting up
from a lying or sitting position suddenly, double vision,
drowsiness, dry eyes, dry mouth, dryness, redness,
scaling, or peeling of the skin, excessive hunger, eye
pain, fainting or faintness, fast, irregular, or pounding
heartbeat, feeling of something in the eye, fever or
chills, headache (severe or continuing), increase in the
size of the pupil, increased sweating, increased thirst,
lower back or side pain, migraine headache, nausea
(severe or continuing), nervousness, nightmares, numbness
of the hands, painful, swollen joints, prolonged, painful
erection of penis, redness, burning, or swelling of the
eyes, redness, itching, or tearing of the eyes, restless
sleep, seeing shades of colors differently than before,
sensitivity to light, shakiness, skin lesions with
swelling, skin paleness, skin rash, hives, or itching,
skin ulcers, slurred speech, sore throat, sudden
weakness, swelling of the face, hands, feet, or lower,
trouble breathing, twitching of the muscles, unusual

feeling of burning or stinging of the skin, unusual

tiredness or weakness, vision changes, vision loss,
temporary
Its time to take control of your senioritis, its time to
take Gladderall XV, theres only like three weeks left
right?
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