American Gothic Horror

By Elton Camp
Life is short--have an affair
Whos gonna know or care?
Arrange for a strumpet to meet
Our service is totally discreet
Pay for Ashley Madison
To enjoy loads of fun
Tell us your sexual fantasy
Whatever it happens to be
Your credit card and name
Then play the adultery game
Keep your perversion on track
Theres no chance of a site hack
The assurances didnt prove true
Millions now wonder what to do
Sweat is running down the face
Will the spouse learn of the disgrace?