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Honoring our McDonalds

By Fattus McSlugskin
How does it feel to get fat? I think we should get fat at your
local McDs because they have done everything to make us Podge.
They have gone out in the hot grease fryers and fought to be
unhealthy and fieriest desserts. By eating them and getting
faaaaaaaatttttttttt (like the Lard) we salute to their fattiness and
high-cholesterol-ness.
Sometimes there seems to be no fries left, when they have
lost everything healthy to them, and yet they still power through by
making the fries out of dough and deep frying them. We should at
least show some respect to those who risked their lives. They put
everything on risk, their family, their toilets, and their
unhealthiness.

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